Redheaded Wonderlust

not intellectual, but picture prudy.

2009-10-06T20:55:00.000-07:00

toil toil, boil and trouble. its that time of year again. even mr man is out and about!

i am so happy i could swing from the circus ceiling!

i was a little witch for a minute!

oh and check this out!!

my real life friend kay. usually training newbies is a hassle, but kay took to it like she was born a linden.

day one!

day two!

im so proud i could spit!

Let's Make Up Linden Rules Day!

2009-09-26T12:46:00.000-07:00

So I've been in world quite a bit lately. Quite a bit. One of my dear real life friends has decided to join me, so I took her to a role playing sim. It quickly become a different sort of role play, with some unseen idiot voice spouting fake Linden laws.

-- Instant message logging enabled --
[19:24] Fidgette Aeon: hello there
[19:24] Bedlamie Thunders: the voices!
[19:24] Bedlamie Thunders: they are in my head now!
[19:25] Fidgette Aeon: you have found and are present in Legacies Beyond Darkness hon a mature role play sim
[19:25] Fidgette Aeon: IM's are OOC here hon
[19:25] Bedlamie Thunders: im teasing sorry
[19:25] Fidgette Aeon: no worries
[19:25] Bedlamie Thunders: oh i know about the sim but im playing it like im clueless
[19:25] Fidgette Aeon: are the both of you at least 18 yrs of age?
[19:25] Bedlamie Thunders: ayep
[19:26] Fidgette Aeon: is your friends SL account at 30 days or older?
[19:26] Bedlamie Thunders: no but i can vouch for her
19:26] Bedlamie Thunders: being 80 million sl years myself
[19:26] Fidgette Aeon: i'm sorry i cannot accept your vouching hon no offense
[19:27] Fidgette Aeon: here each must 18 yrs of age rl and sl, with an sl account at least 30 days old or older please
[19:27] Fidgette Aeon: it is Linden Law hon
[19:27] Bedlamie Thunders: the 30 days part?
[19:27] Fidgette Aeon: all of the above
[19:29] Bedlamie Thunders: We are just looking around.
[19:29] Bedlamie Thunders: So! We will continue to do so!
[19:31] Fidgette Aeon: i would like to clarify with you somehting
[19:31] Fidgette Aeon: to be present onthis sim each must be 18 yrs rl and in sl ava/rp
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders rubs eyes
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: Ma'am
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: We are looking around
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: We are of age
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: WE arent pestering anyone
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: can we please do that?
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: or else
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: we will leave
[19:32] Fidgette Aeon: to role play here or wear a meter it is also Linden Lab law that your account is 30days old or older
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: and tell other people about this
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: linden law
[19:33] Bedlamie Thunders: does not say you have to be 30 days to play here
[19:33] Fidgette Aeon: you may remain here if your frined is 18 yrs old rl
[19:33] Bedlamie Thunders: I said we were!
[19:33] Fidgette Aeon: to participate here yes it is law
[19:33] Bedlamie Thunders: no linden law!
[19:33] Fidgette Aeon: then your frned needs to acknowlege my im please
[19:33] Bedlamie Thunders: She doesnt have to do squat!
[19:33] Bedlamie Thunders: we arent pestering anyone
[19:33] Bedlamie Thunders: your pestering us!
[19:34] Fidgette Aeon: then be well
[19:34] Bedlamie Thunders: you too!
[19:35] Fidgette Aeon: i am letting you know this IM is being archived with our Adminstration and shared with no one else.
[19:36] Bedlamie Thunders: Ill blog it!
[19:36] Bedlamie Thunders: share it with whoever you want, hon!
[19:37] Fidgette Aeon: please realize that all role play sims resemble each other yet each has its own way of doing things. here we abide by and support Linden Labs fully.

Now, mind you:

1) I acknowledged her question about our age and yet she still raved on and on about....

2) Linden Labs does not have a standing rule about 30 day avatars not being able to go to adult sims, at least none that I can find scouring the internets..and the sim itself had no sign saying it didn't want avatars under 30 days. It must have been hidden somewhere in the rules that I missed.

Also, what sort of policy is that? If someone new comes to your sim and is willing to play along, albet being new, why shouldn't they go there? And the crisis that sims are in right now, is turning away people who want to invest in your community such a good idea?

3) Don't call me hon.

I really hope the adminstor she shared this converstation laughed at her.

Grouch Grouch Grouch

2009-02-19T13:33:00.000-08:00

Lately in sl I have been unable to move or type.

This has annoyed me to no end.

Yes, it is pretty but what is the purpose if everything I type out becomes gibberish because chat log destroys my conversation.

Also, for whatever reason when I read the text in there, I always have a massive headache.

If anyone can tell me how to fix these problems, I would be indebted to you. I really <3 SL, I do!

I hate XStreet

2009-02-17T15:35:00.000-08:00

I do.

I miss onrez.

this is the best converstion we've ever had

2009-01-31T22:39:00.000-08:00

jessica: i haven't met him yet

probably

if i had to guess, yes

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

what if he's dumb?

3:06 AM and i have to carry on conversation with him most of the evening?

shakes head

i'm gonna cry if i keep thinkin on it

me: rubs your back

jessica: and that just makes me sad.

and i don't know why!

3:07 AM me: its because you really cared about him

jessica: i did i do i do

but maybe .... i need to let that go

3:08 AM me: you know

i am scared about the same thing dating a boy

pats your arm

tests it for detachablility

jessica: it's hard huh

tugs on yours too

giggles

3:09 AM me: yes....*stares at your arm with a thinking face* it is hard to detach

jessica: like....if you fall in love with someone else

is glad that it is

me: if you fall in love with someone else

you have to almost kick

jessica: would be good... but ... yes

me: that other person out of the master bedroom

and they have all their stuff in the master room

jessica: is true

me: and you have to work all week

jessica: ALL OF IT

3:10 AM me: and your tired

jessica: and you only have the week

me: also

jessica: and it's big heavy stuff

me: your sisters gonna have a baby

and

your car is broken

jessica: and stuff that doesn't want to fit through the door without having to take it apart

me: so is the washer

jessica: and you have to cook a dish to take to work

and bake cupcakes for your friend

all your lingerie is hanging on everything in there

me: and no one wants to help you at all

3:11 AM jessica: NO ONE.

me: not even your EX

who was like

jessica: AT ALL

me: so in love with you

jessica: and then not.

me: and usually does anything

but hes like

"i would do anything for love but i wont do that"

and you mocked him to your friends later

jessica: which makes you start singing

me: for quoting meatloaf

jessica: the song.

just the one line.

it's stuck in your head

you break down in the shower singing it.

just the one line.

3:12 AM me: and your computers broken

so you cant google the rest

jessica: and the newcomer....no clue.

he has no clue

me: he doesnt!

jessica: he thinks he's comin into a clean ready for him bedroom

he thinks you'll be happy to see him.

me: but you are!

are not!

3:13 AM BECAUSE YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST ZIT AND YOUR BLOATING

also

all your good underwear you bleed through

jessica: nods sadly

and all that's left - granny panties

me: with the broken elastic

jessica: hanging on the damn treadmill that you couldn't get out the door in time.

and it's the first thing he sees.

me: and your granny hairs are in

3:14 AM and you havent shaved

jessica: and you fall to the floor, broken.

me: because you have razor burn

a broken woman

jessica: and screaming to the heavens, WHY, GOD? WHY?

me: and he thinks your crazy

but damn him

gosh damn him

jessica: this is the best conversation we've ever had.

me: its his fault

jessica: then he leaves

me: for making you love him

it is

jessica: and you're just happy you don't have to move his shit out of the bedroom

3:15 AM me: because thats what caused this entire breakdown in the first place

jessica: points but that stupid treadmill will be there forever.

renamed, lingerie rack.

it is!

all his fault!

then...

me: because you have weak upper body strenght

jessica: alone! in the desert!

3:16 AM i knew i should've done more weightlifting.

me: i know i shoulda bought the nordiflex

its an entire body regime

jessica: it is!

and it folds away neatly

>.>

me: unlike a treadmill

jessica: because boys want to leave big hulky objects in your way so that you trip over them everyday and cry remembering him and wishing you could burn that sucker down

me: and one day you do

and they arrest you

jessica: that's a tricky one.

me: for arson

jessica: and you go to jail

ohhh true

in the jail

3:18 AM he's in the jail for selling crack on the street

me: no no

hes not in jail

jessica: that's my own version in my head...but really he's probably married

and CRAZY HAPPY on the madness gravy!

me: he just made a cool million

with the stupidest idea

jessica: shakes her fist at the madness gravy

me: like a new nutcracker

that was so stupid its thing people who have no common sense buy

3:19 AM and you told him it was stupid

jessica: and now he's shovin it in your face

3:21 AM driving some crazy car that he had custom made like a Musjagsaabenztang

me: and its so ugly

jessica: sooooo ugly

3:22 AM and he's going through a midlife crisis already and is in a convertible

me: but hes not bald at all

jessica: well, the musjagsaabenztang is a convertible

not at all

but he wears the sports jacket like on Miami Vice

me: and all you can think is to call him don johnson

3:23 AM jessica: ooooooohhhhhh, don johnson, could we ride in your stupid car?

that only gets 2 mpg.

me: but he likes it because "it gets all the babes"

which makes you puke alittle whenever he says that

3:24 AM jessica: in your mouth.

me: while he blares Weezer who is the only band from this century that he knows

jessica: laughs

so, yeah, that treadmill.

needs to go.

3:26 AM me: right now

so does his ugly ugly chair

that chair

jessica: that damn recliner.

me: its not a chair

its a fucking tote box

jessica: hahahahahaha

gets the hatchet

me: gets lighter fluid

3:27 AM jessica: finds matches

Happy Birthday LilyDay and Gwynn

2009-01-16T21:03:00.000-08:00

I wrote you both a poem right now.

i think my heart is growing in backwards

it used to hangheavy
peachlike
never picked at the right time
bruised
i let it swell but then the rot

but

but since
being loved everyday
harvested and used

i cannot help but think of
being happy and the autumn
as interchangeable things

An Aside

2009-01-16T21:00:00.000-08:00

[19:35] Bedlamie Thunders: i like the couch
[19:35] Bedlamie Thunders: i wish i could steal
[19:36] Gwynn Blackburn: Yeah, nice stuff.
[19:36] Mordacius Blackburn: Well, we could go to the store it was bought at?
[19:36] Bedlamie Thunders: nah i wish i could steal it
[19:36] Bedlamie Thunders: and Paisley come in tomorrow
[19:36] Bedlamie Thunders: and it be gone
[19:36] Mordacius Blackburn: Hahaha
[19:36] Bedlamie Thunders: i want the effect of stealing the couch more than the couch itself

Good Morning No One

2009-01-16T20:46:00.000-08:00

[18:59] Bedlamie Thunders: Hello I'm Bedlamie Thunders
[18:59] Bedlamie Thunders: Here at Ugly Couch Chat
[18:59] Bedlamie Thunders: We will discuss nothing worth watching
[19:00] Bedlamie Thunders: because its 5 am
[19:00] Bedlamie Thunders: and you hate everything

Bedlamie Thunders: Our Hostess

[19:00] Mordacius Blackburn: Fascinating, Bedlamie
[19:00] Bedlamie Thunders: Gwynnn your thoughts on ants?
[19:00] Gwynn Blackburn: I think they hate America, Bedlamie.
[19:00] Gwynn Blackburn: I think they're terrorists.
[19:00] Mordacius Blackburn: As the Lord of Lies, I'm compelled to point out that they're an example of the failure of Socialism
[19:00] Mordacius Blackburn: It makes you small

Gwynn Blackburn The Actress

[19:00] Bedlamie Thunders: Gwynn is an expert in made up ninja techniques and is here prompting her book
[19:00] Mordacius Blackburn: And six legged
[19:01] Bedlamie Thunders: LoL, can I call you that?..What about the hairy palm myth?
[19:02] Mordacius Blackburn: In fact, at the time of his death, Joseph Stalin was only three inches long.
[19:02] Bedlamie Thunders: How...interesting
[19:02] Gwynn Blackburn: Yes, my book covers the Nine Ninja No-Nos.
[19:03] Mordacius Blackburn: My favorite chapter is Chapter 4: Nunchaku, Threat or Menace?
[19:03] Gwynn Blackburn: From 'yo mama' jokes to 'not becoming an unwitting target,' my book will help you avoid the "no nos" when dealing with deadly ninjas.
[19:03] Gwynn Blackburn shivers.
[19:03] Bedlamie Thunders: Lol darhling, you've already read it?
[19:04] Bedlamie Thunders: to make this really evil
[19:04] Mordacius Blackburn: Oh, I read everything.
[19:05] Bedlamie Thunders: So you two are getting married?
[19:05] Mordacius Blackburn: They tell you my opposite number wants a personal relationship with you, but *I* put forth some effort.
[19:05] Gwynn Blackburn: I will let my esteemed colleague, the Prince of Lies, answer that question.
[19:05] Mordacius Blackburn: Of course.
[19:06] Mordacius Blackburn: It is necessary to protect marriage: it'd be wrong to bring forth the Antichrist out of wedlock.
[19:06] Bedlamie Thunders: Is the wedding going to be low key? what designer are you going to wear, Gwynn?
[19:06] Gwynn Blackburn: I was planning on wearing sacrificial robes. I'm not sure why the Prince of Lies requires them, but I'm certain it's for a good reason.
[19:07] Mordacius Blackburn: Oh, it is.
[19:07] Mordacius Blackburn: It's a long standing tradition among my people.
[19:07] Bedlamie Thunders: So it will be Chanel then?
[19:07] Bedlamie Thunders: I heard that Kurt Langsfield is your close associate
[19:07] Gwynn Blackburn: Kurt Langsfield is my bitch, Bedlamie.
[19:08] Bedlamie Thunders coughs into her coffee cup
[19:08] Mordacius Blackburn: Really, I like to think that everyone is in my employ
[19:09] Bedlamie Thunders: Well not me yet, LoL!
[19:09] Gwynn Blackburn: The operative word being 'yet'.
[19:09] Mordacius Blackburn: You may want to take another look at your contract for hosting this show
[19:09] Bedlamie Thunders slaps his knee playfully with her pamphlet
[19:10] Mordacius Blackburn: After all, what is television but an elaborate hoax? And that's my business model, of course.
[19:10] Bedlamie Thunders: So how did you two lovebirds meet?
[19:10] Mordacius Blackburn: Patented
[19:10] Gwynn Blackburn: Carnal relations.
[19:10] Gwynn Blackburn: We were in the middle of having sex, and I got curious about the horns.
[19:10] Mordacius Blackburn: A gentleman doesn't like to kiss and tell.
[19:11] Mordacius Blackburn: So there we were...
[19:11] Bedlamie Thunders: Now Gwynnn you used to be a promote movie actress?
[19:11] Gwynn Blackburn laughs!
[19:11] Gwynn Blackburn: Bedlamie, I think of acting as merely a hobby. The Oscars I received were icing on the cake.
[19:11] Mordacius Blackburn: ...And so she says, "Rectum? I nearly killed 'em."
[19:11] Mordacius Blackburn: Oh, I think my mic went out for a minute, there
[19:11] Mordacius Blackburn: Ah, well
[19:11] Gwynn Blackburn: ;D
[19:12] Bedlamie Thunders: So LoL, do you get frustrated with Gwynn's soaring acting career?
[19:12] Bedlamie Thunders: I mean your big stint was the bible
[19:12] Mordacius Blackburn: Oh, not at all.
[19:12] Mordacius Blackburn: Oh, I'm everywhere. For your convenience.
[19:13] Mordacius Blackburn: For instance, you're probably not aware, but Diebold manufactures most ATMs.
[19:13] Mordacius Blackburn: Every time you check your balance, you can picture me waving and smiling.
[19:14] Gwynn Blackburn: Some choose not to picture that, Mord!
[19:14] Mordacius Blackburn: Can't imagine why

Mordacius Blackburn as Lord of Lies or LoL

[19:15] Bedlamie Thunders: So LoL, the burning question is...is Tom Cruise on your side or our side?
[19:15] Gwynn Blackburn: Tom Cruise isn't on anyone's side, Bedlamie.
[19:16] Gwynn Blackburn: Tom Cruise is his own unit of measurement.
[19:16] Mordacius Blackburn: Well, I'm not at liberty to discuss Tom Cruise due to a pending lawsuit with the Church of Scientology.
[19:16] Mordacius Blackburn: My lawyers have advised me to wait for the settlement.
[19:16] Bedlamie Thunders: And Lord knows you have the best
[19:17] Bedlamie Thunders hehaws
[19:17] Mordacius Blackburn: We get all the lawyers...just not necessarily right up front.
[19:17] Bedlamie Thunders: Now I heard rumor that you two are staring in a movie together?
[19:17] Bedlamie Thunders: Gwynn you want to tell us about that?
[19:18] Gwynn Blackburn: Oh, Bedlamie. You always are up on the latest gossip! That's supposed to be a secret!
[19:18] Gwynn Blackburn: I'll have to have my crew members killed. :)
[19:18] Bedlamie Thunders: Well I did sell my soul!
[19:18] Bedlamie Thunders snorts into her coffee
[19:19] Mordacius Blackburn: (The coffee is also cursed.)
[19:19] Bedlamie Thunders: So the movie...
[19:20] Mordacius Blackburn: Ah, it's based on my favorite writer: Stephen Ratliff.
[19:20] Bedlamie Thunders: Not Steven King this time? You two used to be so close
[19:20] Mordacius Blackburn: With Brannon Braga directing
[19:20] Mordacius Blackburn: Oh, I've had my eye on Paramount for a while
[19:21] Gwynn Blackburn: And they've had their eye on you! Hahaha.
[19:21] Gwynn Blackburn laughs fakely.
[19:21] Mordacius Blackburn: I did ghostwrite for Voyager
[19:21] Bedlamie Thunders laughs along, her eyes dead
[19:21] Mordacius Blackburn: Hehehe
[19:22] Bedlamie Thunders: So where are you two residing? Do you have a house in hell?
[19:22] Bedlamie Thunders: Rent there is through the roof!
[19:22] Mordacius Blackburn: No, we have a little place here.
[19:22] Mordacius Blackburn: It's like the old saying goes:
[19:23] Mordacius Blackburn: "When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will take up valuable ARC in SL."
[19:23] Bedlamie Thunders holds her stomach and laughs
[19:24] Bedlamie Thunders: So what are you two lovebirds future plans?
[19:25] Gwynn Blackburn: I am set to give birth to the AntiChrist. It'll be an arduous labor, taking at least 37 hours and ripping me from stem to stern.
[19:25] Mordacius Blackburn: At least it won't be as bad as that chick in Twilight
[19:25] Mordacius Blackburn: That's *gotta* hurt
[19:25] Gwynn Blackburn: The dead shall rise, and the old ones will live among us.
[19:26] Bedlamie Thunders: Well that means we will have more viewers to profit from the VOLVO XR BUMBLEBEE
[19:26] Mordacius Blackburn: Well, yes. And think of the wisdom they'll be able to share!
[19:26] Bedlamie Thunders: I, for one, am excited
[19:27] Bedlamie Thunders: How will you keep your figure?
[19:27] Mordacius Blackburn is certain some of them will even be able to help you Make $$$ Fast!
[19:27] Gwynn Blackburn: I won't. I will be a withered husk of what was once a woman. Satan will move on to fresh territory, and my reign in hell shall begin.
[19:28] Mordacius Blackburn: She means I'll be moving on to the secretary.
[19:28] Mordacius Blackburn: Isn't that always the way?
[19:28] Bedlamie Thunders puts her chin in her hands and sighs
[19:28] Gwynn Blackburn: It's love in its truest form.
[19:28] Bedlamie Thunders: Ya know, and they say we haven't broken any glass ceilings
[19:28] Bedlamie Thunders: A woman ruling hell!
[19:28] Bedlamie Thunders: That's pretty progressive if you ask me
[19:29] Gwynn Blackburn: Well, with Earth firmly in his domain, he'll have no need of hell, and its hojillion citizens.
[19:29] Gwynn Blackburn: I think I'll be able to give it that woman's touch.
[19:29] Bedlamie Thunders: and no more leg shaving!
[19:29] Gwynn Blackburn: Amen to that! Hahaha.
[19:29] Gwynn Blackburn laughs hollowly.
[19:29] Mordacius Blackburn: And bras will be much easier to burn, with all that fire right there.
[19:29] Bedlamie Thunders is empty inside
[19:30] Bedlamie Thunders: We are almost out of time but LoL, one question everyone wants to know?
[19:30] Mordacius Blackburn: Boxers or briefs? Neither.
[19:30] Bedlamie Thunders: Why have you let Joel Schmaucher go on so long?
[19:31] Mordacius Blackburn: Oh, him? He's pretty funny.
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders heres the music cue and leans into to talk to Gwynn in hushed girl whispers
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: Next for some real evil
[19:32] Bedlamie Thunders: THE VIEW

Somehow I know I'll be blamed for this

2009-01-06T10:17:00.000-08:00

So I made a little wish for my birthday..

How was I supposed to know it would amount to this?

This room is so beautiful. Why have I never noticed before?

Do any of you know Excel? David please ..not not you David the other David.. please put these in that file..

A million Davids look on under a rain of blood. It is either the apocalypse or really really bad Dr. Who fan fiction.

I think I'll pack up my desk again....

about town

2009-01-01T13:13:00.000-08:00

Down for the Count

2008-12-11T16:55:00.000-08:00

WARNING! CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES OF REAL LIFE BEDLAMIE PERSON AND MEAT PRODUCTS!

You have been thus warned.

Well see this lovely plate of food stuffs. Yeah, I ain't had really none of that for a week. I have been sick. Sick sick ...like can't talk have to write on a piece of paper can't leave the bathroom sick. I miss food. Like meat food. Like chinese....

So basically this is all I have been doing. All day. Well, when I don't wake up and cough my guts out. One day, I woke up coughing and I thought someone had hired a beat down in the middle of the night so when I awoke I was surprised as I was hunched over crying and coughing. It was one of those shakes from Steak and Shake but not made of chocolate and strawberry no it was pain and suffering.

My poor computer has the flu too. Or the wrong video card. Or the hard drive is dying. Something.

But LilyDay, most precious of all God's fairy creatures, made me this hat. I love this hat. I j'tadore this hat. This hat makes me feel like one crazy happy cat gnome. She clearly knows my soul because she gave me a total of FOUR different kinds of chap stick which I tried all the same time. And a book to read and a book to write in, and a really cool charm bracelet. And a dozen or more origami boots to throw at people.

J'tadore LilyDay!

No Words Just a song for you

2008-12-02T15:31:00.001-08:00

Please enjoy!

<3 b

Henri's Rez Day

2008-11-29T21:40:00.000-08:00

Today is the esteemed Henri Godenot's Rez Day!

Fun Facts about Henri:

Henri is the first person I meet in New Tou. He was standing by the large block map and we chatted.

Henri lives somewhere on our grid.

Henri has nice hair.

Henri gave me pictures of moose and deer one day.

Henri has the best hellos in all of Second Life.

A Sight for Sore Eyes!

2008-11-29T21:35:00.000-08:00

WOOT!

ITS MAMA CREE!

and Basil of course!

Where in the Grid is Carmen Sandiego?

2008-11-28T21:39:00.000-08:00

I adored Carmen Sandiego. Everyday at five pm, I would sit down and watch the hell out of that show. I was pretty good at it too, you know you loved that theme song. You know it. Inspired by childhood memories, I went around in world and took some pictures.

*******************

Here is the theme song as sung by Rockapella

**********

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

ZeFrank helps me out

2008-11-26T17:45:00.001-08:00

SO!

My computer? Kinda broken.

So...

Watch this video with ZeFrank!

Long Black Veil

2008-11-23T17:10:00.000-08:00

Ten years ago on a cold dark night
Someone was killed neath the town hall light
There were few at the scene but they all agreed
That the slayer who ran looked a lot like me
The judge he said son what is your alibi
If you were somewhere else then you won't have to die
I spoke not a word although it meant my life
For I had been in the arms of my best friend's wife

She walks these hills in a long black veil
She visits my grave when the night winds wail
Nobody knows nobody sees nobody knows but me

The scaffold was high and eternity was near
She stood in the crowd and shed not a tear
But sometimes at night when the cold wind moans
In the long black veil she cries o'er my bones
Yes she walks these hills in a long black veil...

may my heart always be open to little

2008-11-22T21:20:00.000-08:00

birds who are the secrets of living
whatever they sing is better than to know
and if men should not hear them men are old

part of mr ee cummings poem

Forever and ever amen mr cummings!

Please read the following text to understand the mild ponderings that follow. Thank you!

[21:09] Kortelon Swindlehurst: Just a note for anyone in the Stormhold area. I came home to find tamara1 Diavolo ( a newbie) asleep in my house. Since she refused to respond, I ejected and banned her. She is, however, still in the area.
[21:09] Emilly Orr: You found her asleep in your house? That's new.
[21:09] Mari Moonbeam: asleep-no not new ALONE --that's new
[21:09] Charlene Trudeau: fell asleep real life? so banned she's probably still in the anim and who knows where nearby :)
[21:09] Jasmine Kappler: is her name goldilocks
[21:10] Kortelon Swindlehurst: No, tamara1.
[21:10] Charlene Trudeau: I'll wander by and send her home in a few if I get a chance
[21:10] Kortelon Swindlehurst: She awoke to find my sister, an Avilion ranger, standing over her with a bow.
[21:10] Kalisten VanDornan still chuckles at teh goldilocks joke.
[21:10] Charlene Trudeau: she was joking, Kortelon.... you know goldilocks and the three bears?
[21:10] Emilly Orr: Diavolo seems an ill-luck name, that's the third report I've heard from people.
[21:10] Sascha Vayandar gets out the majik markers
[21:10] Emilly Orr: HEE
[21:10] Emilly Orr: Oh, that's gorgeous.
[21:10] Kortelon Swindlehurst: Or at least she stood up.
[21:10] Emilly Orr: I'm sure!
[21:10] Bedlamie Thunders: you banned her for falling asleep in your house?
[21:11] Kortelon Swindlehurst: Sister wanted me to turn on damage so sister could shoot her.
[21:11] Mari Moonbeam: one of her groups is "real Dream"
[21:11] Emilly Orr: She is apparently Italian...and very boring.
[21:11] Kortelon Swindlehurst: She came in without permission, and refused to respond.
[21:11] Jasmine Kappler: probably has narcolepsy have pity
[21:11] Emilly Orr: True, in any language, someone speaking to you means answer them
[21:12] Kortelon Swindlehurst: Ah well, she'll figure things out soon.
[21:12] Kortelon Swindlehurst: I figured banning was better than turning my sister loose.
[21:12] Mari Moonbeam: I found a bottom naked French girl on a friends deck and she would not leave--BUT a photo did get him to return to SL for a while --to wait I guess
[21:12] Kalisten VanDornan: Well, if you needed the bed, you needed the bed...
[21:12] Magdalena Kamenev: I know some Italians (well, Sardinians) on SL ... they are not so rude ...
[21:12] Emilly Orr: I would have turned your sister loose. :)
[21:13] Bedlamie Thunders: Im just suprised at a an on a ban on not responding
[21:13] Kalisten VanDornan tests his bow-string. "Plink!" "Ooooh, yes."
[21:13] Kortelon Swindlehurst: Oops, missed the goldilocks reference while watching sister.
[21:13] Mari Moonbeam: I had a peeking Tom who would not respond or leave
[21:13] Mari Moonbeam: after the ban -came back twice
[21:13] Emilly Orr: Oh, I've banned for not responding. I ask once in IM; once in person; if I'm generous, I'll freeze and ask; if nothing, then they bounce.
[21:14] Kalisten VanDornan: If you cage e'm on your own land, you can still get in trouble for griefing, is that right?
[21:15] Hypatia Callisto does not understand peeping toms in sl, with all the porn sites online
[21:15] Emilly Orr: I don't cage. I bounce.
[21:15] Emilly Orr: Though if they're especially rude, I do set on fire.
[21:15] Mari Moonbeam: I don't mute-figure they may havea story to tell
[21:15] Hypatia Callisto: I can only figure they are griefing
[21:15] Kortelon Swindlehurst: Miss Orr, we think alike. :) I even asked once in Italian with the simolic translator.
[21:15] Kortelon Swindlehurst: simbolic
[21:15] Emilly Orr: See? You did all that you could.
[21:15] Kalisten VanDornan laughs, imagining the flames. "ooooh, toasty warm."
[21:15] Magdalena Kamenev: Caging is against the ToS, even with cause?
[21:15] Mari Moonbeam: yes--its unwlecomed restaint
[21:16] Emilly Orr: Using any griefing tool, even against griefers, is, yes.
[21:16] Kalisten VanDornan: Ah. I see.

That snippet from Caledon chat caught my eye.

Now the land is Miss Kortelon Swindlehurst's land. Far be it from me to tell her what to do with it, but something about that seems harsh.

Lets look at it again shall we?

Miss Orr had a good point with, "True, in any language, someone speaking to you means answer them" but ....

Well if I was banned from the number of times I didn't say hello or respond or was fiddling with something or reading a profile or looking for THE PERFECT HAIR or the phone rang or I was merely thinking of a reply clever and witty enough to impress someone then well I doubt I would have very many places to roam.

Now if the girl was flashing her lady bits about or spamming chat or had clearly stumbled upon what was to be a private moment then that I can understand. I cannot say that is not for sure what happened since I was not there but from what was gleaned from chat to my knowledge is that the girl:

Merely walked in and fell asleep
Was a newbie
Merely did not respond

Clearly she was a monster that needed dealt with!

but Herr Baron who I truly think is just peaches summed it up best:

[21:22] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I keep telling people that Caledonians are scary.

it goes to voicemail leave a message baby get me please

2008-11-19T21:29:00.001-08:00

Throgg of Hammerstian

2008-11-16T11:39:00.000-08:00

Meet Throgg and Throgmein

Hardy Jolly Vikings are they!

With weapons strange and unusual.

A good bit of rest for such a lumber some man.

SEE US TAME UNICORNS!

Big Game Hunting

2008-11-15T00:06:00.000-08:00

Hello ya'll! Look at my fancy viking hat! I model it for you in a room filled with many purple couches!

Anyhoo, on to important things! I am going big game hunting today. Not for regular whale ish animals, but the most dangerous animal of all.

High Avatar Resource Cost Using Freebie Stalkers.

Stats on these cougars:

1. Sharp Prim nails used for cutting bone like a hacksaw
2. Massive hair that helps insulate them for when they hibernate next to a Lucky Chair
3. Heavy Tan and Make up used to help them blend into their surroundings
4.Short garments , kept short to show genitalia during mating season

In this here picture, I am using 1200 ARC. That means that yeah, I am bogging down the system quite a bit. But you know I've been ARC watching all day and that's about average for most decent avatars. I bet if I took off the scripted gun, it would be below 1000.

Also, like a true hunter, I had to dress myself in the manor befitting the situation. If I came in there all low prim and snapping pictures, they would spook easy and scamper. Think of all those extra prims like how hunters use deer pee.

Talking with Coronal Blackburn, apparently 3000 and 5000 are like the mountain lions. Sometimes SOMETIMES you find a very rare 10000 tiger.

Well my friends, I think I caught me a liger.

I have no idea what she was wearing beside that fluff to set her well above and beyond 10000 but kudos.

No, no don't fret. I let her go in peace. That could be her winter coat starting to grow and this is around the time prim babies need their parents most. No, it's better to let this rare and precious creature go.

Random Roleplaying

2008-11-13T17:35:00.000-08:00

I had this idea the other day while talking to Gywnn and I am still really excited about it. The problem is that not all my ideas are often ...sound. It's usually I dream much too big for the circumstance and then when confronted with actual conflicts I give a large sigh of,"Meh" and move on.

I was thinking of setting up a group that did random role playing.

Hear me out.

Second life is too vast, too interesting to chain myself to one role play or one role play. Also, I am sick of going to role play sims with a gazillion back stories that I feel only serve to alienate me.
(also I hate reading lots of and lots of note cards. I would not complain about an upgrade to the note cards or at least a nicer layout for longer reads. Book note cards sadly make my eyes bleed.)

Now I don't want to be picking on role play sims, they do a fine thing and the people who play and maintain them work really really hard. Sometimes though, inspiration for a really good story comes out because of a neat sim or a new release.

Also there is the problem with people and time zones. Constantly having to wait on other people in different time zones for sake of story plot can be irksome. It also allows for people to shift roles (I just spelled rolls it is getting closer to Thanksgiving and I'm running on 5 hours sleep for two days).

I guess an easier way to explain is I think we need something that is akin to the differences between a series of novels and a short story. A group that would either sporadically message its members about some sort of roleplay going on or have small small stories that people could sign up for. People show in costume and just wing it. This would be for people who want to interact with other people in a role playing situation that is not a legal and binding partnership. I can hear the snarky, "Well isn't that what Babbage and Caledon are for?" Well...no.

I think it could be done and be fun. And with the new scribomatic dohicky being free to groups under 100 people, well that helps with people who are hesitant to leave a precious group. I understand that. You cannot CANNOT delete Silent Sparrow, and I have four FOUR library groups. Then again subscribomatic is a magic thing I don't quite know everything about so I'm not sure what it does besides give me stuff.

But seriously, I'd need a much cooler group name.

Okie so here is how it would go in case its confusing:

Lets say....Me Cato and Gwynn are in Roma. Being all roman and stuff. Well lets say that we think it would be fun to interact with because I'm tired as all hell and can't remember who the Romans had beef with which is sad sad sad but let's say....aliens...we could send out a memo to the group saying," Hey! We are doing this sort of thing! Here is a landmark if you are interested!" or "IM so and so telling them who you are playing!" so people can bump into each other and what not!

Or we could always arrange for small minseries ish role plays. Sign up for a character and meet at area at time in costume. We play for about two hours and then pick up another day. Maybe three ish parts?

Russian Role Play Roulette. Ha!

...now I'm going to shower and melt in bed.

Lazy Post

2008-11-13T17:00:00.000-08:00

inside your head i'm looking out
you'll see i'm a sorry little boy
so scared
well well i'm afraid that i'm gonna give you more than you can take then you'll never sleep here again
my Justine
hold me tight i'm fighting with my mind
miiiind
too late myself and count instead i want you to hold me now
avoid the steps i've done before the closing my 7 years i wonder how it emptied my core
i know for sure i never felt this way like ever before
now i'm moving towards an all time low
my Justine
hold me tight i'm fighting with my mind
miiiind

Soup: My Justine

A Fallen Star

2008-11-10T16:07:00.000-08:00

[15:13] Bedlamie Thunders: your highness!
[15:14] Bedlamie Thunders: We must be wary
[15:14] Bedlamie Thunders: These lands contain many dangers to a Lady of your rank
[15:14] Bedlamie Thunders scans the horizon carefully
[15:14] Gwynn Blackburn: I have heard of elder spirits stealing the souls of the ill-prepared. It's only peasant talk, but it speaks to a deeper unrest.
[15:15] Bedlamie Thunders nods at the wisdom in those words
[15:17] Bedlamie Thunders: We may need to forge the river... To walk around would cost us time
[15:17] Bedlamie Thunders kneels
[15:17] Bedlamie Thunders: I shall carry you?
[15:17] Bedlamie Thunders: oh but a land bridge!
[15:17] Bedlamie Thunders hacks at the grass with her sword as she goes
[15:18] Bedlamie Thunders: We must be careful for vipers and snakes in this land
[15:18] Gwynn Blackburn walks along mincingly, her steps swifter than usual in deference to the haste that needs be shown.
[15:19] Bedlamie Thunders: An inn! Finally!
[15:19] Bedlamie Thunders wipes at her brow with her scarf
[15:20] Gwynn Blackburn holds her skirts up to be sure she doesn't stumble on the wet marsh.
[15:21] Gwynn Blackburn: Tell me... that abode over there. Friend or foe, do you think?
[15:22] Gwynn Blackburn: Are there any whom we can still trust?
[15:22] Bedlamie Thunders kicks at her boots and knocks the mud from them
[15:22] Gwynn Blackburn stays a good distance behind her protector, staying wary.
[15:22] Bedlamie Thunders: That, your Highness, is ever shifting
[15:23] Bedlamie Thunders: It is abandoned....
[15:23] Bedlamie Thunders observes dryly
[15:23] Gwynn Blackburn: What luck for us, then.
[15:23] Gwynn Blackburn: I would hate to see your blade darkened this early in our journey.
[15:24] Bedlamie Thunders pulls a small crystal out of her pouch and wraps it into a leather holder
[15:24] Bedlamie Thunders peers along the way
[15:24] Bedlamie Thunders in agreement
[15:25] Gwynn Blackburn stands still and silent, hands crossed petitely behind her.
[15:26] Gwynn Blackburn: What sees the crystal eye of heaven?
[15:27] Bedlamie Thunders: There appears to be a small shrine to your Highness and her ancient ancestor Amaterasu
[15:27] Bedlamie Thunders: And to the left
[15:27] Bedlamie Thunders frowns under her cowl
[15:27] Bedlamie Thunders: One for your Highness's great uncle Tsukuyomi god of destruction and storms
[15:28] Bedlamie Thunders looks to her Highness for insight on why they would be so close to each other
[15:28] Bedlamie Thunders puts her crystal away
[15:29] Gwynn Blackburn: I cannot imagine why one would worship both I and my uncle in the same space. It can only be a ploy. One of the shrines is meant to bring me here, and the other my uncle's followers. But which is the ploy, and what is the purpose behind it all?
[15:31] Bedlamie Thunders regards her Highness coolly
[15:32] Bedlamie Thunders: I do not know your Highness It is not stradgey I would employ myself
[15:33] Bedlamie Thunders: This place has not been disturbed for at least three days
[15:33] Gwynn Blackburn: And yet here you are, hitched to a falling star like myself. We must think like the enemy, Bedlamie, if we are to have any options in ridding ourselves of them.
[15:33] Bedlamie Thunders motions to the ground and the dust

[15:34] Bedlamie Thunders: let us sit and take ration why we can
[15:34] Gwynn Blackburn: A good idea, my faithful companion. We shall see what new insights the evening brings us.
[15:35] Bedlamie Thunders sets down a kettle and contraption that allows her to boil some water
[15:36] Bedlamie Thunders unwraps hard cookies and gives some to her Highness
[15:37] Gwynn Blackburn nibbles lightly on a cookie, eyes outward toward the foliage below them. After swallowing, she narrows her eyes and proclaims, "No matter their strategy, we go in with blades drawn. If they are on our side, they will understand. If, however, they are for my uncle..." her tone darkens.
[15:37] Bedlamie Thunders drinks from the mug and listens
[15:38] Bedlamie Thunders nods eyes becoming slits
[15:40] Bedlamie Thunders inhales the steam letting her nostrials flare," What we need to do is get you back to the palace. I fear the further we take you in these lands the less even I can protect you."
[15:41] Gwynn Blackburn warms her hands on the cup, and her lips curve into a smile. "If the goddess Amaterasu my grandmother cannot protect me of all people, what hope do the common people have? No, we will press on."
[15:42] Bedlamie Thunders finishes the meager rations and begins to pack up
[15:44] Bedlamie Thunders inclines her head in the utmost respect," When you are ready, your Highness"
[15:45] Gwynn Blackburn finishes her rations more slowly, a thoughtful expression on her face. She does not, of course, help pack up, but continues to look out toward the marsh. At long last she nods, perhaps reluctantly, and stands. "Let us be off, then."
[15:47] Bedlamie Thunders: Which shrine to start with, your Highness?
[15:47] Gwynn Blackburn: We shall destroy my uncle's shrine. If it is false, we know we are safe. It it is real, then our enemies will fear us.
[15:48] Bedlamie Thunders nods
[15:48] Gwynn Blackburn: For who but a powerful being would dare do such a thing?
[15:48] Bedlamie Thunders pulls out a small piece of fireworks
[15:48] Bedlamie Thunders holds it to her Highness
[15:48] Bedlamie Thunders: Please bless it
[15:48] Bedlamie Thunders: and I shall set the rest
[15:50] Gwynn Blackburn bows her head and says a brief prayer, then lifts her eyes to the heavens and throws her hands up, as though tossing doves into the air. She returns the fireworks to her servant then, nodding grimly. "Do what must be done."
[15:51] Bedlamie Thunders looks the shrine taking an inventory of weak spots and slowly creeps over the rocks
[15:52] Bedlamie Thunders after a moment of setting up the explosive and adjusting a wick
[15:52] Bedlamie Thunders careful lights it and walks back calmly
[15:53] Bedlamie Thunders watches the inner domino affect begin the interior shrine completely damaged and ruined
[15:54] Gwynn Blackburn watches not the shrine, but the ground beneath her, prepared in case her uncle should come to rain destruction upon them.
[15:55] Bedlamie Thunders looks to her Highness serious and somber," What's done is done."
[15:57] Gwynn Blackburn says wryly, "Tell that to my uncle." Despite the wry expression, she manages to look fairly solemn.
[16:02] Bedlamie Thunders shivers despite her heavy amour and suddenly scans the country side

Trouble

2008-11-09T14:44:00.000-08:00

Part Three: Where Mark dresses like Santa and fixes Lily's Brain

[2:11] Bedlamie Thunders: LILY GUARD THE SAFE!
[2:11] LilyDay Darkstone stands guard!
[2:12] Bedlamie Thunders: Stand back or Ill Ill cast a very ineffective spell on you trevor!
[2:12] Bedlamie Thunders holds her wand out menacingly
[2:12] Mark Montgolfier: It's a little bit early in the day for shrieking practice, wouldn't you say Ms Thunders?
[2:13] LilyDay Darkstone: what's all this ... ----
[2:13] Bedlamie Thunders: Oh no no tricking us again!
[2:13] Mark Montgolfier: Also there appears to be a small herbivore gnawing through to the centre of the earth.
[2:13] Mark Montgolfier: On my lawn.
[2:13] LilyDay Darkstone hears birds and .... stuff.
[2:13] LilyDay Darkstone hears the sappy love music they play in the cartoons.
[2:13] LilyDay Darkstone holds her head and shrieks!
[2:13] Bedlamie Thunders peers
[2:13] LilyDay Darkstone: what have you done to me bedders!
[2:13] LilyDay Darkstone: BEE!
[2:13] LilyDay Darkstone: that's MARK!
[2:13] Bedlamie Thunders: I dont think its....huh?
[2:14] Mark Montgolfier: Has someone hidden a radio in Ms Darkstone's scarf?
[2:14] Bedlamie Thunders: Is it?
[2:14] LilyDay Darkstone: this isn't right!
[2:14] Bedlamie Thunders: Oh boy
[2:14] LilyDay Darkstone dies
[2:14] LilyDay Darkstone: for a moment.
[2:14] LilyDay Darkstone: reverse reverse it!
[2:14] Bedlamie Thunders: I accidentally cast a love spell on her. She fell in love with the first boy and your it padre!
[2:14] Bedlamie Thunders: IT DOESN'T HAVE THAT BUTTON!
[2:14] Bedlamie Thunders shakes it terrified
[2:15] LilyDay Darkstone: oh, Mark.
[2:15] Mark Montgolfier is bemused. "If I had a sign on which someone had written 'bemused' then I would be holding it up."
[2:15] Bedlamie Thunders: See I found this wand
[2:15] LilyDay Darkstone: oh, Mark.. you look ever so dashing today
[2:15] LilyDay Darkstone: *blushes*
[2:15] Bedlamie Thunders: Oh god
[2:15] Mark Montgolfier doesn't, although he has a small bronze paperwork in the shape of a --
[2:15] LilyDay Darkstone kicks at the ground and sways.
[2:15] Mark Montgolfier: One moment.
[2:15] Bedlamie Thunders: it's started
[2:15] LilyDay Darkstone looks at the ground.
[2:15] Mark Montgolfier: I must pause to make sure I haven't logged into Twilight Zone SL.
[2:16] Bedlamie Thunders: maybe my other wands?
[2:16] Bedlamie Thunders: yes?
[2:16] LilyDay Darkstone: do you think that...
[2:16] LilyDay Darkstone: you might show me "the sights" later on?
[2:16] LilyDay Darkstone blinks sweetly.
[2:16] Avalon Black Fairy Wings 4.0 whispers: LilyDay flutters her wings in a flirtatious manner.
[2:16] Mark Montgolfier: Has the wand damaged her eyesight?
[2:17] Bedlamie Thunders: No shes just in love with you
[2:17] LilyDay Darkstone giggles maniacally!
[2:17] Bedlamie Thunders: Maybe this will fix it
[2:17] LilyDay Darkstone: you're sooo funny!
[2:17] LilyDay Darkstone giggles and giggles.
[2:17] Bedlamie Thunders: hold still
[2:17] Bedlamie Thunders: this will only hurt for I assume a minute
[2:17] Mark Montgolfier: Well, it amounts to much the same -- violence never cured anything! Although in this case I'm willing to allow an exception.

[2:17] Bedlamie Thunders: Are you better?
[2:17] LilyDay Darkstone: i think i have some cookies in my pocket... would you like one, mark?
[2:18] Bedlamie Thunders: not the cookie in the pocket line!
[2:18] Mark Montgolfier: ...my, what a comfortable little beast this is.
[2:18] Bedlamie Thunders: this is serious!
[2:18] LilyDay Darkstone blushes.
[2:18] LilyDay Darkstone powders her face.
[2:18] LilyDay Darkstone: doesn't mark look lovely tonight, bee?
[2:18] LilyDay Darkstone sighs girlie.
[2:18] Bedlamie Thunders: Smashing now let me conk you over the head with this heavy staff!
[2:19] LilyDay Darkstone: what a lovely staff!
[2:19] LilyDay Darkstone: i hope it doesn't give me infection!
[2:19] Mark Montgolfier: This is why I never meddle with sorcery and the ruinous powers of darkness.
[2:19] Bedlamie Thunders: staff infection!
[2:19] Mark Montgolfier observes, sanctimoniously.
[2:19] Bedlamie Thunders: good one lily!
[2:19] LilyDay Darkstone covers mouth. not very good...no.
[2:19] Bedlamie Thunders: Well mr know it all!
[2:19] Bedlamie Thunders: you fix her!
[2:19] Mark Montgolfier accepted your inventory offer.
[2:19] Bedlamie Thunders crosses her arms
[2:20] Bedlamie Thunders motions to the broken lily
[2:20] LilyDay Darkstone feels full of flowers
[2:20] LilyDay Darkstone hears sweet, sweet music.
[2:20] LilyDay Darkstone: a bit like the sound of music...
[2:20] LilyDay Darkstone: but sweeter.
[2:21] Avalon Black Fairy Wings 4.0 whispers: LilyDay bats at Mark playfully with her wings.
[2:21] Mark Montgolfier waves his arms around unconvincingly.
[2:21] Mark Montgolfier: Er.
[2:21] Bedlamie Thunders looks to Mark helplessly
[2:21] LilyDay Darkstone: oh, mark....i shall write you poetry
[2:21] Mark Montgolfier: Zim sala bim.
[2:21] Mark Montgolfier: And, er, so forth.
[2:21] LilyDay Darkstone: *clears throat*
[2:21] LilyDay Darkstone: no, wait. i can't do that.
[2:21] LilyDay Darkstone: you're far too lovely for words.
[2:21] Mark Montgolfier: By Um Bongo and , er, Wossisface the Thingmy I do abjure thee and that sort of thing.
[2:22] Mark Montgolfier: ...is this working at all?
[2:22] LilyDay Darkstone clasps her hands together at her chest and looks at you all starry-eyed.
[2:22] Bedlamie Thunders: how do you feel?
[2:22] LilyDay Darkstone: *whispers*
[2:22] LilyDay Darkstone: do you want to be the maid-of-honour, bee?
[2:22] Bedlamie Thunders leans in
[2:22] Bedlamie Thunders: what?
[2:22] Mark Montgolfier: This is clearly the fault of your defective magic stick. AGAIN.
[2:23] Mark Montgolfier pauses to go through his own line of sorcerous bric-a-brac.
[2:23] Bedlamie Thunders turns all sorts of pale
[2:23] Bedlamie Thunders: Wa?
[2:23] Bedlamie Thunders: But thats the dynamic ! I break stuff you fix it!
[2:23] LilyDay Darkstone moves in closer to mark
[2:23] Bedlamie Thunders points to lily's brain
[2:23] LilyDay Darkstone: uncomfortably close
[2:24] LilyDay Darkstone: why, mark...
[2:24] LilyDay Darkstone: you smell of a lovely spring day.
[2:24] Mark Montgolfier: Keep back! Your rolling pin's dripping on my shirt!
[2:24] Bedlamie Thunders: we have to fix her!
[2:24] Mark Montgolfier: Quick!
[2:24] Mark Montgolfier: Act like me!
[2:24] Bedlamie Thunders: we need
[2:24] Mark Montgolfier: Distract her while I find out where my wizard hat went.

[2:24] Bedlamie Thunders: ......
[2:24] Bedlamie Thunders: okie
[2:24] LilyDay Darkstone: he's such a lovely man
[2:24] Bedlamie Thunders: Hey lily let plan the wedding!
[2:24] LilyDay Darkstone: lovely lovely lovely
[2:24] Bedlamie Thunders: he is!
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: yes yes!
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: i think it should be blue
[2:25] Bedlamie Thunders: what?
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: and you can wear whatever you like
[2:25] Bedlamie Thunders: what should be blue?
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: the wedding
[2:25] Bedlamie Thunders: but what part?
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: and flowers everywhere
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: and outside
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: everything
[2:25] LilyDay Darkstone: *blinks*
[2:25] Bedlamie Thunders looks back nervously,"yeah everything is gonna be blue"
[2:26] LilyDay Darkstone: i feel funny in my brain
[2:26] Mark Montgolfier: Blue?
[2:26] Mark Montgolfier: How odd.
[2:26] LilyDay Darkstone: it's like... swizzly
[2:26] Mark Montgolfier: I'm seeing RED.
[2:26] LilyDay Darkstone: red?
[2:26] LilyDay Darkstone: i do love red
[2:26] LilyDay Darkstone: whatever you prefer, dear.
[2:26] Mark Montgolfier: ...er...ignore me!
[2:26] Mark Montgolfier: I'm just a mouse in the skirting board.
[2:26] Bedlamie Thunders looks at her wand
[2:26] Mark Montgolfier: Squeak, etcetera.
[2:26] LilyDay Darkstone: then i suppose it'll be red, then.
[2:26] Mark Montgolfier: Goodness, where did I put my cheese, and that kind of thing.
[2:26] Bedlamie Thunders: Okie red
[2:26] Bedlamie Thunders: red everything!
[2:26] LilyDay Darkstone: oh, dear, i have some cheese
[2:27] LilyDay Darkstone: do you need cheese?
[2:27] LilyDay Darkstone: where did he get off to?
[2:27] Bedlamie Thunders says from between her teeth," Mark not helping here"
[2:27] Bedlamie Thunders puts out her hands
[2:27] Bedlamie Thunders: dont worry!
[2:27] Bedlamie Thunders: tell me more about Mark
[2:27] LilyDay Darkstone: oh! one moment!
[2:28] Bedlamie Thunders: picked out children's names?
[2:28] Mark Montgolfier: Take that!
[2:28] Bedlamie Thunders looks in the house perplexed
[2:28] Mark Montgolfier: Well, that wasn't everything I'd hoped for.
[2:29] Bedlamie Thunders: You okie in there?

[2:30] Bedlamie Thunders: Ah!
[2:30] Bedlamie Thunders: Sant?
[2:30] Bedlamie Thunders: Santa even?
[2:30] Mark Montgolfier: Right. Now. According to the various tomes of eldritch something or other I've just pored over - and I did clean it up, fear not - these -- what?
[2:30] Mark Montgolfier: Santa?
[2:30] Bedlamie Thunders: Nothing
[2:30] Bedlamie Thunders: I said nothing
[2:31] Mark Montgolfier: What in the name of Merlin's Crystal Cabana are you talking about?
[2:31] Bedlamie Thunders looks to the left
[2:31] Mark Montgolfier: ANYWAY.
[2:31] Bedlamie Thunders: umm what were YOU talking about?
[2:31] Mark Montgolfier: As I was saying, before Mystic Meg here decided to chime in, this --
[2:31] Mark Montgolfier: I'm trying to incant! Will you stop babbling in my shell-like?
[2:32] Bedlamie Thunders mums up
[2:32] Mark Montgolfier: No wonder all your mystic interventions lead to naught but disaster and disarray!
[2:32] Mark Montgolfier: Goodness!
[2:32] Mark Montgolfier: The slightest interruption could prove seven delicious flavours of fatal, you know.
[2:32] Mark Montgolfier: And when I say 'delicious' I mean 'heart-freezing.'
[2:33] Mark Montgolfier clears his throat.
[2:33] Bedlamie Thunders bats incantation away from her face
[2:33] Mark Montgolfier takes a deep breath.
[2:33] Mark Montgolfier raises his hands high above his head, though no higher than that height permitted by the length of his arms.
[2:33] Mark Montgolfier: Hubble bubble, toil and...
[2:33] Mark Montgolfier: ...toil and...
[2:33] Bedlamie Thunders does so as well
[2:33] Mark Montgolfier: ...er....
[2:34] Mark Montgolfier mutters, "Line!"
[2:34] LilyDay Darkstone: trouble?
[2:34] Bedlamie Thunders: Trouble!
[2:34] Mark Montgolfier: Hubble, bubble! Toil and trouble? Trouble!
[2:34] Mark Montgolfier: Get rid of this spell, on the double!
[2:34] LilyDay Darkstone shakes her head
[2:34] Mark Montgolfier bursts the bubbles with a mystic flourish and a large pin.
[2:34] LilyDay Darkstone: mark? why do you look like Santa?
[2:35] Bedlamie Thunders: HUZZAH SHES BACK!
[2:35] Bedlamie Thunders: you did it M!
[2:35] Mark Montgolfier: The premise of that question is so astoundingly wrong it would require years of reeducation before I could get around to actually answering it.
[2:35] Bedlamie Thunders: you do look like Santa

Le Fin!

Toil

2008-11-09T14:41:00.000-08:00

Part Two: Bedders Decided to Dabble in the Dark Arts

[2:04] LilyDay Darkstone: offline!
[2:04] Bedlamie Thunders: hes gone!
[2:05] Bedlamie Thunders: okie who do you love..now
[2:05] LilyDay Darkstone: you silly!
[2:05] Bedlamie Thunders: no i mean love love?
[2:05] LilyDay Darkstone: *blushes*
[2:06] Bedlamie Thunders buries her face and wave the wand
[2:06] Bedlamie Thunders: okie first boy you see
[2:06] Bedlamie Thunders: your gonna fall in love with
[2:06] LilyDay Darkstone: AIE!

[2:06] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1 Casts Imber Cordis

[2:06] LilyDay Darkstone: is that a good idea?
[2:06] LilyDay Darkstone: oh dear
[2:06] LilyDay Darkstone blinks sweetly

[2:06] Bedlamie Thunders: you know i dont think
[2:06] Bedlamie Thunders: i do
[2:06] Bedlamie Thunders: i do lily
[2:06] Bedlamie Thunders: i do
[2:07] LilyDay Darkstone: okie

Hubble Bubble

2008-11-09T14:23:00.000-08:00

Part One: In Which Trevor is Enchanted by Gardening Utensils

[1:56] LilyDay Darkstone: bee!
[1:56] Mark Montgolfier: If Lily there can stop launching herself onto her back every five and a half seconds.
[1:56] LilyDay Darkstone: *whispers*
[1:56] Bedlamie Thunders: Also we should show lily the organ!
[1:56] Bedlamie Thunders whispers back
[1:56] Bedlamie Thunders: hmm?
[1:56] LilyDay Darkstone: it's my love !
[1:56] LilyDay Darkstone: *whispers*
[1:56] Bedlamie Thunders: NOOOOO
[1:57] Bedlamie Thunders: we have to stop him!
[1:57] Bedlamie Thunders: ill tp ya!
[1:57] LilyDay Darkstone: RUN!
[1:57] LilyDay Darkstone shouts: RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!
[1:57] Bedlamie Thunders: Hold it mister!
[1:57] Bedlamie Thunders: AH!
[1:58] Mark Montgolfier: What are you raving about?
[1:58] Mark Montgolfier: Open up the safe, Bookkeeper!

[1:58] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Wand Ready. Type /11 list for a list of spells in your wand Use channel 11

[1:58] Bedlamie Thunders: alright wand

[1:58] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1 Casts Imber Cordis
[1:58] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: You need to recharge to cast this spell again. You feel you will be ready to cast again in about 40 seconds

[1:58] Bedlamie Thunders: Well
[1:58] Bedlamie Thunders: that was useless
[1:58] Mark Montgolfier: A hail of kippers?
[1:59] Mark Montgolfier: A rain of plums?

[1:59] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Your Imber Cordis spell has been recharged

[1:59] Bedlamie Thunders: I think it was a love spell? I dunno i got it at the flea market
[1:59] Bedlamie Thunders: let me try again!
[1:59] Mark Montgolfier: I'm already IN New Toulouse! Never mind books, you need an atlas!
[1:59] LilyDay Darkstone: i think... that...

[1:59] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1 Casts Imber Cordis
[1:59] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: You need to recharge to cast this spell again. You feel you will be ready to cast again in about 40 seconds

[2:00] Bedlamie Thunders: I cant open the safe!
[2:00] Mark Montgolfier hasn't got time for this messing about.
[2:00] Mark Montgolfier has a schedule to keep and a lock to -- what?
[2:00] Bedlamie Thunders: Only you can!
[2:00] LilyDay Darkstone has a bloody rolling pin.
[2:00] Mark Montgolfier: And I have a bloody great pickaxe.
[2:00] Mark Montgolfier WINS.

[2:00] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Your Imber Cordis spell has been recharged

[2:00] Bedlamie Thunders: Careful he has a pickaxe
[2:00] Bedlamie Thunders: alright!
[2:00] Bedlamie Thunders: one more time

[2:00] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1 Casts Imber Cordis
[2:00] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: You need to recharge to cast this spell again. You feel you will be ready to cast again in about 40 seconds

[2:00] Bedlamie Thunders: Well thats no good
[2:00] Mark Montgolfier is utterly immune to magic spells, you idiotic...
[2:00] Mark Montgolfier: ...vision of...
[2:00] Mark Montgolfier: ...unbearable beauty...
[2:01] Mark Montgolfier: ...how blind I've been!
[2:01] Bedlamie Thunders cheers!
[2:01] Avalon Black Fairy Wings 4.0 whispers: LilyDay bats at Mark playfully with her wings.
[2:01] Mark Montgolfier: Pickaxe!
[2:01] Mark Montgolfier: Such beauty!

[2:01] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Your Imber Cordis spell has been recharged

[2:01] Mark Montgolfier: All this time, trapped in my inventory!
[2:01] Avalon Black Fairy Wings 4.0 whispers: LilyDay flutters her wings and releases an intoxicating scent.
[2:01] Bedlamie Thunders: wait no!

[2:01] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1 Casts Imber Cordis
[2:01] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: You need to recharge to cast this spell again. You feel you will be ready to cast again in about 40 seconds

[2:01] Mark Montgolfier whispers: Never brought into the light! Where the sun gleams so enchantingly on your delicately curving blade!
[2:01] Bedlamie Thunders: I'm going to keep zapping him till he sees you lily!
[2:01] LilyDay Darkstone blushes and covers her ears
[2:01] Avalon Black Fairy Wings 4.0 whispers: LilyDay flutters her wings in a flirtatious manner.
[2:02] LilyDay Darkstone: i knew it!
[2:02] LilyDay Darkstone: i've known all along, Trevor!

[2:02] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Your Imber Cordis spell has been recharged

[2:02] Mark Montgolfier falls to his knees before Lily. "What have I been saying? What nonsense have I uttered?"
[2:02] LilyDay Darkstone: your love for the pickaxe...
[2:02] Mark Montgolfier: Only you! I only have eyes for you!
[2:02] Mark Montgolfier: Rolling Pin of my heart!
[2:02] LilyDay Darkstone crosses her arms and looks away.

[2:02] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1 Casts Imber Cordis
[2:02] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: You need to recharge to cast this spell again. You feel you will be ready to cast again in about 40 seconds

[2:02] Bedlamie Thunders: Alright
[2:02] Bedlamie Thunders: again!
[2:03] LilyDay Darkstone pouts as only a short faerie can.
[2:03] Mark Montgolfier loves thee, Jam Reserves!

[2:03] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Sorry but I Couldn't find 'mark'

[2:03] Mark Montgolfier: I won't let this metal box keep us apart!
[2:03] LilyDay Darkstone readies for the attack.

[2:03] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Your Imber Cordis spell has been recharged
[2:03] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1 Casts Imber Cordis
[2:03] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: You need to recharge to cast this spell again. You feel you will be ready to cast again in about 40 seconds

[2:03] LilyDay Darkstone: oh, that's a very lovely sign.
[2:03] LilyDay Darkstone mentions.
[2:04] Bedlamie Thunders: Quick we need mark!
[2:04] Bedlamie Thunders: how can we get mark
[2:04] LilyDay Darkstone: wait...
[2:04] Bedlamie Thunders: I know!
[2:04] LilyDay Darkstone: i have ..
[2:04] LilyDay Darkstone: the magick

[2:04] Spellbound Animations Practice Wand v1.1: Your Imber Cordis spell has been recharged

[2:04] LilyDay Darkstone: mr mark mr mark mr mark mr mark mr mark mr mark mr mark mr mark mr mark mr mark
[2:04] LilyDay Darkstone: !
[2:04] LilyDay Darkstone: 10 times!
[2:04] Mark Montgolfier is Offline

Happy Rez Day Gwynn!

2008-11-07T16:38:00.000-08:00

Today is the rez day of the oh so pretty and deadly Gwynn Blackburn.
So first we went to Lico Lico and went shopping. Lico Lico is so large we were done not even a forth of the way through. We then went back to her house to look at her kitty. While she showed off Mirim's awesomeness, I showed her my new for ladies Dr. Who outfit which resulted in me morphing into a pretty good likeness for the tenth doctor.

I love how your train of thought in secondlife is not hindered by time or space or most laws of physics.

We decided to go look at kitties because I HAD TO HAVE ONE when we saw a pregnant woman perusing them. As a doctor, I felt inclined to tell her information on her choice of purchase today.

[15:10] You: Madam!
[15:10] You: Hello!
[15:11] You: Are you thinking of purchasing a cat day?
[15:11] You: today?
[15:11] You: It might be best to buy it after the child is born! Kittie litter is very bad for those expecting
[15:11] You: I should know
[15:11] You: I'm a doctor
[15:11] Bedlamie Thunders smiles politely
[15:12] Gwynn Blackburn: You are so bad.
[15:12] You: What did I say?
[15:12] Gwynn Blackburn: Words!
[15:12] Bedlamie Thunders looks preplexed

She stormed off in a huff but returned to point me out to some large bouncer ish man. We hoofed it quickly after that, kitty in tow.

Here she is pointing me out.

Isn't Gwynn adorable? AND SHE DRESSED AS ROSE!

We visited Rivet City in hopes of showing off our avatars and engaging in some neat conversations with people but the lag from the highly detailed sim was something to be seen.
Gwynn left to do magic things so I went home to put Pete out in his new home.

Pete ain't even five minutes out of that box with holes in it and he is into the flowers. How very much like his namesake.

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

2008-11-06T18:39:00.000-08:00

Cato took me to a Star Trek sim! I am in New Generation clothes, He is in classic command! I GOT TO BE A VULCAN! I was very excited then unemotional all at once.

She seems out of uniform but she sure was a good sport when Cato was half man/ half Elder God. Her AO was something to be seen.

Using my Vulcan logic, I deduced that Cato was improving it. I think I caught him making a beeping sound out of the side of his mouth once.

Off into the future!

Exploring

2008-11-05T17:29:00.000-08:00

So I'm traveling by way of chocobo around the sim that plays host to one of the best SL shops ever, Curio something you know the one. The one with the robot skins. I know you know. I took you there once. Also note, these chocobo stop every ten seconds for 70 seconds to pick up passengers. How long will it take for the train to get to Caledon? Do that math.

Then I saw:

This woman. She made that sparkle override thing that stops me from getting a proper picture when she types . She was very nice and I guess that this was her island. In her shop was a free wand that I need someone to a spell out on.

Well this sim has some neat little hidden things. I was going to make a snarky comment about them having a gazebo and like who doesn't but they did have the nicest fountain I've ever seen in SL AND this swing! It was actually a very nice swing.

Then on a whim I went to Silent Sparrow and worried I was going to be the most under dressed person.

Nope.

It's time to clean our closets!

2008-11-04T23:33:00.000-08:00

Real and Metaphorically.

Yes I sorted that mother!

Also I got find out that Obama is president with almost all my favorite people present!
Couldn't be happier!

Here enjoy this song!

The Salt Lake Queen

2008-11-01T20:43:00.000-07:00

In a prehistoric dried-up lake,

A million years after the last earthquake,
There lived a little girl who loved to bake.
The only thing she made was cake.
But all she used was salt.
That's all she had. It's not her fault.

Saline, the salt lake queen
She used a rudimental substance for
An ingredient that she could pour
Into a chalice she carved out of stone.
Her only friend, it was a big black crow

That flew with love.
He would fly high above.
Then look back at her below.

Oh Saline
Only seventeen.
Swollen up with pride.

Oh Saline
Under desert skies.
She's a bromide.

She makes green fire in a tunnel of thorns,
And she's got yellow eyes.
She cook alone amid a brutal ruin.
It's hard to tell exactly what she's doin.

An incantation, then the crow flew in.
OOO-oo-oo
And then she took a taste.

The black crow looked into her face
Saline the salt lake queen.

Rasputina Saline the Salt Lake Queen

Bedder's Halloween Costume

2008-10-25T23:31:00.000-07:00

Inspired by this brave woman, I wanna be a very polite vampire.

Warning: PG 13 for Language

All Hallows Day

2008-10-25T22:38:00.001-07:00

So this is me about almost exactly a year ago. Lets see, this is in Tanglewood with Ellis while sitting on some mushrooms. I remember Tom the Turkey being a big thrill of Tanglewood trips.

Most people on secondlife look forward to their rezday as their sort of birthday. Mine has never meant that much to me, simply because for the longest time I drifted through that world. It's not that I didn't know who Bedlamie was, more it was that she had no one to collide with that yielded anything substantial. My only real friends in the game were Khon, Morgil, and Rikka. They are mostly creators, weaving things from prims and scripts. I found my self jumping from place to place, trying to find someone who could help me weave something that I think I'm good at creating.

Stories.

And I remember thinking I found someone of interest. He had on four tiny hats and decided to take me to see Caledon. And he explained that it was a place where people strove to create beautiful things and I was hooked.

I know that I will always think of that day in the sailboat through Caledon as my true rezday.

But I am still a bit somber and unaffected by this year's pageantry and pomp because two relationships that were very important to me have ended or soured began this month. Since both were highly tied to that world, well it is no surprise that my appearances are a bit dull and lackluster as of late.

Midnight in Mr Writer's Garden

2008-10-18T03:17:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna be a gypsy. So I had to try on all sorts of hair.

soft and purdy!

I like the curls in this one..

I dunno this hair always looks like a wig...well it is..

and of course classic Bedders!

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I also meet a local recluse and sat in his very lovely garden!

A Time to Heal

2008-10-17T01:49:00.000-07:00

While lolly gagging around today, we happened to stop at the library. I've been hiding jam there for the purposes of a surprise Christmas present of a Giant Jam Jar Ship for the Mr M. Baskerville, the adorable pup that Mr. M is never without, sniffled them out!

Here we listen to Baskerville give a speech on the hooch maker. I was only fidgeting slightly, while Mr M was all ears.

After emptying my pockets of jam and being put on probation, I think that all the confusion and fighting is cleared up! Huzzah!

No Explanation

2008-10-12T21:40:00.000-07:00

I was going to post about how nice a night we all had last night at Karima's and tomorrow night how we (June Lily and Me) are hosting a movie and you should come when this tidbit slide out of chat and punched me in the face....

[21:41] Henri Godenot: excuse me, ever since that pretty young lady bit me while trick-or-treating, my eyes have been sensitive. I want to wear my shades indoors.

............................

Now I don't know where Henri was going with this and I refuse to hear the rest of the story. It is soaked in total "WTF" goodness and to know...

a) why someone would bit you while trick or treating?
b) why this would make your eyes sensitive?
c) is it more dangerous INSIDE? Is the threat of trick treaters more pervasive within walls?

.......would ruin this fine fine piece of SL quotes.

Recently Henri was hurt in a crash so he is on many, many painkillers. I would think that possibly they would have something to do with the above statement.

As a small but highly important tangent, I am glad Henri is well. There are people behind these flashy dolls that I am ever so fond of (like Henri Cato Lily Mark Rikka Gywnn) and I would miss them terribly.

Update Smupdate

2008-10-11T01:05:00.000-07:00

I betcha you can't find the redhead.

Lily, creature of the night! As QT3.14 looks on lovingly.

Did I tell you I cleaned house at Nikita Weyman's contest? I totally did because I know a lot of phrases involving blood and I dressed like a total punk rock pirate.

I VOTED FOR BONES BECAUSE I VAULED MY KNEECAPS AND ELBOWS!

Also, one day Cato and Me went to Egypt!

Halloween Song List

2008-10-07T14:35:00.000-07:00

I think what we need is a list of halloween ish music!

My first draft?

Cat Power's Cross Bone Style

Then lets round it out with Le Tigre's The The Horror

and....

I'll add as I find things.

If you didn't notice, today is a break day!

Busy Busy Busy Day

2008-10-05T21:16:00.000-07:00

Today Junie Poo and I hosted an random book chat about Interview with a Vampire. Despite deciding to do it 15 minutes before we did, we had about 8 people and it seemed to go real well.

Also I got to see Riven of the Steelhead Library and she is always a peach.

Riven took me to the last day of Burning Life and I got to see them burning it down. Also, these are the hardest partying librarians you can ever meet.

It's autumn! Mr Mark scowls if you say fall.

Pink Slip

2008-10-05T13:08:00.000-07:00

So upon hearing that I was charged for jam theft and thus fired without any evidence , here is what I imagined doing....

But really, I just perched on the desk remembering and nicking office supplies.

Perhaps one day he will call me back, and I know it will be soon because there is that one file draw that sticks and he can never open? I tell him every time..."You have to use your hip!"

We'll always have Paris.

The Curious Case of Quan

2008-10-02T15:37:00.000-07:00

So I'm mindin' my business like ya do when this police car pulls up with Cato in it. Now at first I was excited cuz he ain't been seen in parts and I was worried. Then he starts rambling about missing jam or some other some such and all I can thinks is," Eh?" We are supposed to be in cahoots together! Something ain't right!

I think he's an impostor!

After pulling out the trusty Betsy, I ruin his fancy police cruiser easy but he starts to fertilize my lawn! I LIKE IT PATCHY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Using my trusty mallet of might, I make sure to clock him. I'm not trying to kill'im, cuz I like Cato but somethings fishy and it ain't his tuna sandwich!

The fight takes us all over town, and you know its rip roaring when couches are being torn apart!

******

At this point, I'm figuring him for rabid. Happens. So sorrowfully, I lace up a bow and go to take aim. Best to put him down quick, but....

What kinda matrix trickery is this?!?

Narrowly escaping by the skin of my tail, I'm going to Rikka's to recoup.

Moody Indiana

2008-10-02T04:48:00.000-07:00

I don't know what I am sick with but it is kicking me butt.

So! Pictures of Indiana!

Blue Sky

Purple Orange Sky

Grey Thundery Day

All taken with my phone! Two while driving! Eat it, people who hate on Razors.

Tarot Reading for Free at C+C All October!

2008-09-30T23:42:00.000-07:00

NEWS FLASH!
Starting tomorrow Oct 1st!

Rikka Koi of Crimson and Clover (shown below in her full glory) is hosting all month free tarot readings from some of her friends as a fun event to celebrate the wonderful month that is October. There is no scheduled time but I know I plan on being there whenever I can, as I will be participating. she made me a deck of cats! FANCY DRESSED CATS! *muther freaking swoon!*

She has also talked about selling the custom made decks, which are really well made and nicely scripted by Vye Graves. I've told four readings tonight without one iota of a problem.

Any questions or landmark needing, please feel free to IM me.

P.S. I almost named this post "MISS CLEO! I DONT THINK YOU REALLY KNOW!"

OH NOES!

2008-09-30T23:23:00.000-07:00

Believe it or not, along with being a librarian and trouble maker, I am also secretary to Mr Montgolfier. He asked me to occupancy him on an important mission that involved bashing spiders and rats as he dumpster dived for clues. I told him that this was not in my job description then he said many big words that in essence said that he would take no more sass.

The case still cold from lack of clues and covered in disease and filth ( I am not allowed to discuss details but its totally gab worthy) we drove about the city in a taxi. I mean it's only slightly filthier than our last exertion.

We needed the hammers. Trust me.

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While Montgolfier is away, I normally rent out his house to run crap tables and/or read tarot cards in a fly by night way. What? Girl's gotta make some sort of money and Montgolfier pays me in ......

I asked him once and he pointed a direction and ran the other way....

Anyways!

For kicks and because he ain't been around lately..I decided to read Cato Quan's cards.

OH NO! THIS SPELLS DOOM!

CATO IS IN TROUBLE !

dum dum duummmm!

That is not the fantasy ...

2008-09-30T00:24:00.000-07:00

So I am cheating a little and just posting a picture from here. Really, a must for any steam punker with any sense of humor. Or humours.

Odlay!

2008-09-28T23:18:00.000-07:00

I had a most wondrous day today this world and that!

Rikka gave me my tarot deck of Cats. Which just......you have to understand I'm fascinated with them. The woman made me my own deck scripted and all by the Vye lady. Deck in hand, I decided to sim hop and do readings for people as practice. I am going to be doing free readings in Rikka's shop all freaking October. WOOT!

And I accidentally defected to Russia.

This shot was nice but mostly it was a huge square. Which something tells me that it is an important landmark in real life, but all I can think about is that movie White Nights.

I said what up to Lenin.

*************

I went to the Burning Life event and it was well let me have Lily help explain:

me: what is the burning man event

is it a bunch of hippies?

lily: yes

in the desert

lots of drugs

and art

and music

me: ahh

me: wow

lily: wow?

i think at the end they burn a man

hahahaha

not a real man

but like a big man statue or something

me: so they say

lily: "temporary community"

i think they get all nude and high and crazy

me: and then they burn some helpless guy who just wanted to unwind from being an accountant this is why we have to stop the hippies

lily: that IS why!!!

me: i bet they have it in the desert because what is one more dead burnt hippie in the desert?

the hippes should be revolting against this

lily: just one more burnt hippie.

you're right

apparently it was aug 25- sept 1

me: well they had to give the hippies plenty of time to get home in their rusted winnebagos

those things go like

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Well I didn't take any pictures because little rezzed and what did was terrible.

Then I remembers about la petite prince! Who in my opinion is one of the best detail robot pieces in all SL.

When I got there I found a load of goodies I NEED.

A mecha heart! OMG!

MECHA CAT TAIL!

..........................I don't know why but that arm is just the piece de la resistance!

Well played le petite prince. I will see you with a grubby fist full of lindens Friday.

Whalers On the Moon

2008-09-24T22:05:00.000-07:00

WANTED! For thefts of uncountable amounts of jam and scones and for calling me a twit!

Good Folk! I have a picture of the vile sleaze bag Trevor! Look! He's stolen Mr Montgolfier's heart!

Ugh, he is such a slimy creature! How Mr Montgolfier ever became mixed up with him I will never know!

Speaking of that boy, we threw him an impromptu birthday bash on the library roof. Librarian! Library Access baby! See it's me, Kat monster, Mr Montgolfier and LilyDay! We were all robotish!

It wasn't a day I was supposed to get gifts but I did! Here is m asleep on my shoulder. He's tuckered out from being so grouchy.

Whatever Kayde is saying, Lily Bean ain't havin'.

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We actually went exploring all together again!

An image from the end of the world.

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My stance on whaling? If whales stopped being delicious, I'd stop eating them.

Tuckered out in a green room with Cato.

See the painting I made? Isn't it great?
It was so keen Cato asked for help on his technique!

Happy Trees!

Caption This

2008-09-17T14:37:00.000-07:00

I'm not feeling too keen in general lately.

That world is a big overpowering for me lately, like putting maple syrup on hardened frosting and eating it.

So I am rebooting. Literally.

Make a caption or short story for this picture and I will draw you a picture of the utmost delight.

Spaceships or Anything

2008-09-16T00:50:00.000-07:00

And whats that saying again,
They're only words
and words can't kill me

Well, I can't even spell them
and cadence to what she says is well.

Let's talk about spaceships,
or anything
except you and me
Okay?

Let's talk about spaceships,
or anything
except you and me
Okay?
Okay.

And don't look now,
But theres a spider crawling on the wall behind you.
I should of paid attention in algebra.

Let's talk about spaceships
or anything
except you and me
Okay?

Let's talk about spaceships
or anything
except you and me
Okay?
Okay.

A Huge Dollop

2008-09-14T13:41:00.000-07:00

Please! Enjoy my combined adventures!

I meet the highly accredited Dr. Mason and re meet Mr. Doyle who our library's patron saint. It was a lovely chat about putting in a hospital in New Tou. Ya know, we never really get sick though...mostly we turn into zombies and eat our own.

Also I talked to Mr. Doyle about the things our library wanted to do. He was very sweet and even told me there is a movie theater .....somewhere. He just pointed out the window and said," Over there.." so I think I shall have to look for it.

THEN..the next day!

I went exploring with Mr. Montgolfier.

We meet a mermaid. She was the first of many many neat (visually) avatars spread over this sim and the only one who seemed to have a person behind her. It's a neat thought and these aren't the cheap run of the mill avatars here. I saw one that had to run at least 2000 lindens. I liked the idea behind filling a sim but fill a sim with real people. It adds so much, I promise.

For some reason, there are girly mags under the man eating squid. We didn't ask.

That's enough to make a person bitter.

In all the ocean, Mr. Montgolfier had to step in something wet. I told him to wear *both* shoes but do boys listen?

No.

I would show you more but really it is a lovely sim and to explore and see all the interesting things as new is much better don't you agree?

We went above ground then.

We went to a museum of illusions! This made me reflect. What do you ask for after you've requested a head? The girl who did the dance of the seven veils for John the Baptist's head....can you top that at Christmas? Oh right...they weren't...

Anyho...

We also had our fortunes told and stomped on them because they predicted nothing for me but doom.

We rode a carpet home! Sadly, it was over before I thought to sing one iota of any Aladdin song. We also rode through the city and saw many sky houses. This carpet was a freebie from the sim we had explored and it seemed to fly quite well or at least he drove it well. I am a girl. I do not steer in the presence of boys.

We decided to call it and night and so we checked the Jam Reserves. I think Mr. Montgolfier wept a little. Jam does that to him.

Bits and Pieces

2008-09-11T20:19:00.000-07:00

Some days in world have no rhythm or reason.

Me and Lily Bean broke into Mr Montgolfier's safe.

It was kinda spooky but we liked it

Then I saw AM Radio and meet Astra and that bloke that made the Tunnel of Light.

Then Cato and I mamboed?

Hell yes.

That girl at the C+C ? I bet she be down with FotC!

2008-09-10T20:16:00.000-07:00

I didn't play secondlife yesterday on account of all my favorite people only come on very late and I went to bed very early. So as fodder, I found this pretty picture of me fishing at Rikka's place.

You know, that Crimson and Clover place? *point* its over there! Ya' know! It's got real hair and skins, and never you mind where she got them they are for sale.

Flight of the Conchords? Yes!

favorite line?

"yes sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm trying to correct this."

I have decided that my new theme song is "Pork and Beans" by Weezer as rendered on Mario Paint

So every time you see me skip down the street, this song should play in your head.

Life's a Beach

2008-09-09T21:45:00.000-07:00

So I haven't seen the Cato Man in a while. We decided to go to a beach!

Not this one though.

Here is us hang gliding! I loved the clouds so much.

I SUPPOSE if you ride a whale with a boy, that means your a semi willing accomplice to kidnapping of elves.

Mostly we just enjoyed riding things!

No one will ever recognize him! Believe it or not, his pet mousie Five was starting to burn so we hurried up and put on some shade inducing things. The byproduct was Cato became pimpish.

Random can be Fun!

2008-09-08T17:30:00.000-07:00

My dear friend Mr Montgolfier had a recent theft of his jam. Could it be Trevor?

Read about Trevor here.

It was a special day for Cato a few days ago so in honor of that day I thought I was buying a ship for my friend.

I was wrong.

I bought him a missile.

God Help Us All.

Here is me hurling through space to the ground very quickly!

The Trifecta Reunites!

2008-09-07T15:47:00.000-07:00

We aren't sure how we become the trio. It just happened one day. And likewise, one day we thought we lost Mr. Montgolfier.

This made us very sad.

We thought he was lost under the sea.
He was.

He arrived with new sea creature friends and greeted us warmly..

I still have my "love" thump.

After all the crying from the reunion and the welts, we decided to beat a helpless pinata.

Unfortunately some of that cheap glue from the pinata got into the candy and he wasn't feeling so keen..

This is us, using all means of transportation to ride off into the sunset.

Cuz 6 is not a pretty number..

2008-09-05T12:23:00.000-07:00

I'm trying hard
Not to be ashamed
Not to know the name
Of who is waking up beside me
Or the date, the season or the city

But at least the ceiling's very pretty

Dresden Dolls
My Alcoholic Friends

Peter Puss

2008-09-04T19:57:00.000-07:00

I am not really in a mood to write anything today, however I do want to show you pictures of my cat, Peterificus Malfurion Bobo

WARNING! THIS MAY BREAK THE FIFTH WALL OF SL AND REALITY!

My Lord and Master

This pillowcase turban lets the lesser folk know who is boss

He looks down on us from above, judging...

Even apple face women are not immune to his charms...

Smooches!

See Ya Space Cowboy

2008-09-03T12:56:00.000-07:00

Hootchie Cootchie Man

Well we had live music. I cannot remember the guys name, despite insane gestures to sear it into my brain. Honestly, with those big party situations I really don't like um. You can't hold a conversation and someone somewhere always has to do the WOOOOOOOO thing. And the lag. Oh the molasses, snail like lag that was there....Then we killed zombies and the Cato Man disappeared I think in sadness because no one did the trivia game...

I'll meetcha at the top of the coconut tree!

So I talked to Nikita W for a long ass time and touched her hissing gator and she let me sit in her new chair. She was sad because she missed Monica and I totally know how she feels.

But glorious glorious Friday! Maybe the trio will be a trio again...

*crosses her fingers hoping and wishing*

I really like Nikita. At first she kinda scared me cuz she was radiating fierceness and shes super smart and talented though if ya ask her she makes herself out to be a hack, but again she is another person that just slays with coolness.

Drawings!

2008-09-02T23:00:00.000-07:00

I saw Mr Montgolfier today! I was so happy! He has been absent from our world for like forever! This is EXACTLY what happened!

I'm tired. Tomorrow I will tell you about the party.

An Early Christmas

2008-09-01T03:46:00.000-07:00

You think I am wearing nothing from the back?

[2:22] Cato Quan: HO HOO HOOOO
[2:22] Cato Quan: !!!!
[2:22] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Oh really?
[2:22] Cato Quan: It is I , Santa Claus! Popular American Christmas Icon!!!
[2:23] Cato Quan: I search fotr The ELF Total Lunar!
[2:23] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Ah...
[2:23] TotalLunar Eclipse: Greetings
[2:23] Cato Quan: Total Lunar!
[2:23] Cato Quan: Good News!!!
[2:23] TotalLunar Eclipse: yes sir santa?
[2:23] Cato Quan: You've been selected to work in the toy shop! Traloo Tralay!!!
[2:24] Cato Quan adjust his beard
[2:24] Cato Quan: Hoo-Ho! HOO!
[2:24] TotalLunar Eclipse: You'll forgive me but I am terribly bad with making toys
[2:24] TotalLunar Eclipse: and... that is something suited for my northern cousins
[2:24] Cato Quan: If you'll just accompany me, we have a full training program!
[2:24] Cato Quan: What an honor!
[2:25] Cato Quan: You'll join the other creative elves there!
[2:25] TotalLunar Eclipse narrows his eyes... "You sound quite similar to an individual trying to ptu me in a bag the other day."
[2:25] KlausWulfenbach Outlander wonders if Quan's master has something to do with this.
[2:25] Cato Quan: Bag?! Hoo-hoo-ho!!!
[2:25] Cato Quan: nooooo
[2:25] You: No I assure you sir we are completely different people!
[2:26] Cato Quan: If you'll just slip into this "Magic Elf" uniform...
[2:26] Bedlamie Thunders waves big grinning from ear to ear
[2:26] Cato Quan: We'll show you around the place, and if you don't like it,
[2:26] Cato Quan: well come right back!
[2:27] Cato Quan: Ho! HO! HO!
[2:27] TotalLunar Eclipse looks at the clothing he has been given
[2:27] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: What is it?
[2:27] Cato Quan: I've seen your name on my list, Baron
[2:27] TotalLunar Eclipse: they look awfully ... bag ish
[2:27] Cato Quan: Ihope you like coal..
[2:27] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Ja, I imagine you have, Herr Quan.
[2:27] Cato Quan: well, it's the new fashion!
[2:27] You: Everyone where you like is wearing it!
[2:28] Cato Quan: First the shirt, then the ropes:)
[2:28] TotalLunar Eclipse blinks
[2:28] TotalLunar Eclipse: ropes?
[2:28] Cato Quan: then pop on the back of the sleaigh, and we'll be on our way:)
[2:28] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Mind you, the Time Lord, Purdie, found his master had been casting silver bullets.
[2:28] Cato Quan: ...er, yes..ropes
[2:28] Cato Quan: like...for a robe!!
[2:28] You: Trust me the rope version is nicer...I'm kinda stuck with the floss version
[2:29] TotalLunar Eclipse chuckles
[2:29] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I merely can't tell if it's his own mad plot or his master's.
[2:29] Cato Quan: Come here bedde...I mean, elf assistant!
[2:29] You: OH I ain't getting out of the car!
[2:29] Cato Quan: help the elf
[2:29] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I am sorely tempted to take on my Tiny form at this point.
[2:30] Cato Quan stage whispers "Cmon, he's not buying it!.."
[2:30] Bedlamie Thunders sighs deeply and hangs her head
[2:30] TotalLunar Eclipse raises a brow
[2:30] TotalLunar Eclipse: these ears can hear many things
[2:30] Cato Quan: Shall we be off? sir?
[2:30] Cato Quan: Are they Magical-like?
[2:30] TotalLunar Eclipse: a bit like my whole race
[2:31] Bedlamie Thunders start to sniffle and complain about cold
[2:31] Cato Quan: right this way, sir!
[2:31] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Fraulein, actual clothes would remedy your problem.
[2:31] TotalLunar Eclipse stares at Klaus...
[2:31] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Was? She's not exactly dressed and she's complaining of chills.
[2:32] TotalLunar Eclipse: What do you think Herr baron?
[2:32] Bedlamie Thunders starts to sniffle more and points at Cato
[2:32] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I think I may have to have words with Magaletto Alter.
[2:32] You: He took mine! Said if i dont make enough sales he aint giving them back
[2:32] TotalLunar Eclipse: ah ...
[2:32] Cato Quan: THe noted merchant and genius?
[2:33] Cato Quan: Hush, elf-temptress!
[2:33] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: The mad Spark whom I'm keeping an eye on.
[2:33] Cato Quan: Never heard of her
[2:33] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Ja, ja, except you're her minion.
[2:33] TotalLunar Eclipse: oh is he?
[2:33] Cato Quan: Santa? A minion? HO-HO-HO-!
[2:34] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Oh ja.
[2:34] TotalLunar Eclipse: ah HA!
[2:34] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: She hired him on quite a few weeks ago.
[2:34] Cato Quan: go burn down your christmas tree, ya kraut....I Mean, you are mistaken, sir!
[2:34] TotalLunar Eclipse points to the small cat
[2:34] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: I am Transylvanian, and rather larger than you at the moment.
[2:34] Cato Quan: hrmmmm
[2:35] Cato Quan: I just remember a chimney I missed...
[2:35] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Sehr gut.
[2:35] Cato Quan: Must be on our way...
[2:35] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Even better.
[2:35] Cato Quan: Last chance for servitud..I mean Glory and honor, Mr Elfman?
[2:35] Bedlamie Thunders shivers and hops from foot to foot
[2:35] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: Fraulein Thunders, you do not need to go with him if you do not wish.
[2:35] TotalLunar Eclipse: Forgive me but Id rather have disgrace and humility
[2:36] Cato Quan: very well, ...Baron- I'll be watching my list!
[2:36] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: You do that.
[2:36] Bedlamie Thunders smiles big and shrugs ,"Well he did steal my clothes but hes not so bad thank you!"
[2:36] TotalLunar Eclipse chuckles
[2:36] KlausWulfenbach Outlander: As you wish.
[2:36] Cato Quan: Back to the pole!
[2:37] Cato Quan: At the local stripclub!
[2:37] Bedlamie Thunders waves fondly to Mr Outlander and Mr Eclipse
[2:37] TotalLunar Eclipse gave you Fur Hunter Cape - Chinchilla Grey.
[2:37] Cato Quan: Hooooo- HOOO--HO!
[2:37] TotalLunar Eclipse: for you to not be so cold miss
[2:37] KlausWulfenbach Outlander grins
[2:38] You: Awww ! thank you so!
[2:38] Cato Quan: (check it for bugs)

[2:38] Bedlamie Thunders bonks Cato on the head

(A big thanks to Mr Outlander and Mr Eclipse for playing along, for not freaking out over my ridiculously scandalous outfit and for being so wonderfully fun)

Is it even fishing season?

2008-08-31T04:22:00.000-07:00

Hey ya'll! I'm tireder* than a pregnant house cat so its gonna be short!

Getting mighty weedy in parts...

Me and Sis help spread the word

Cato man and me soil some poor New Tou's laundry

Cato man teaches me how to fish real easy like

I take a shot at it! Actually, more correctly at other people's boats...

Aw hell! I think that's some fancy Caledon folk's boat! We'd better hightail it out of there!

*For some reason spell check did not yell at me about "tireder"......?

Library News!

2008-08-29T19:23:00.000-07:00

Okie, so I know ya'll think I just use my librarian title to get free food and a pass to secret hush hush backstage Caledon things but....

We are actually planning things.

Oh yes, it is happening.

Riven of that other library is hosting events dedicated to freedom. Anything we want, as long its based around freedom. So I figures...we loved zombie hunting why don't we reenact a historical battle for New Tou?

So! We need all copyable:

1) Guns
2) Uniforms
a) Soliders for both sides
b) Nurses
3) Flags?
4) A Stream that plays battle music
5) Poster

Easy Peasy pots a measy....except what battle? Gonna ask Cleo later.

Also! June and I are really excited about hosting discussions. Books we talked about:

1) Interview with a Vampire
2) Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
3) RL Stine Books and Christopher Pike
4) Seventeen Magazine

Well Calacon is raging on and we almost went except fundage is super low and the trip is a 6 hour tour. Like, double the tour for Gilligan and we'd only be there for two hours but if I had the money still....

Oh CANADA!

Labels

2008-08-27T14:04:00.000-07:00

Today I have been thinking about labels. The older I get, the more I seem to acquire.

I love how the internet helps aid in random spiral thinking patterns. As such:

I caught some of Lewis Black's stand up last night and I was very very struck with his stance on the Old Testament. It is not word for word but he pretty much said of it that Christians who take the Old Testament literally are wrong and that is understandable. It's not their book.

Which reminded me to read about the reform going bout that may actually add to another label for me.

"Who is a Jew according to Halacha (Jewish Law)?"

In essence, if you are born of a Jewish mother you are instant and total Jew. Don't even have to practice. If your dad be Jew and your mom not...well no...unless you are a Reform Jew then as long as you are raised in the faith you are. So with my Jewish Dad and at random Christian mom, I am on this weird cusp.

Then there are the labels we give others..

This was altered in PhotoShop. No cat people were harmed.

Well I will think on it later because my attention span is very short and now I'm curious about cat evolution.

Bluesy Tuesday

2008-08-26T15:10:00.000-07:00

Wish I was working in reals life. But! The fruits of my slight slight labor! Do ya like it? It is really a rough draft...I am already looking at it going I need to say we will have live music and whatnot. I tried not to put too much on it cuz I personally hate those posters that are crap full of TEXT.

For September I am doing a project for Riven of that other library. You might not know who she is, but it's okie. I do. Something to do with freedom? Must IM her when I see her.

In general for both worlds, I am very happy and very unsure of what the future holds. But I think I feel a bit more ready to take them both on.

Also, I SAW MY SISSY JUNE! I was all fearing she ran off with some boy and joined some dance troupe and then who am I supposed to steal nail polish from? Who would pinch my cheeks and tell me I'm precious? Who on earth would I get drunk with on the porch and say things like," Van Morrison can sing the panties off of me.."? No one, that's who and if you found me someone else I would hate them out of sheer spite.

That's June. She was in world for like 20 minutes but it brightened my week.

Research.

2008-08-25T14:19:00.000-07:00

I was feeling sick yesterday so nothing to tell of really...but today!

Today I am researching totally historical like things.

Like here I learned how to behave in Caledon society....

And now I'm watching Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Eu tu, Bedders?

2008-08-24T15:04:00.000-07:00

Off with his head!

Well the Cato Man took me on a date-ish thing, because we could! I'd actually never been to Roma before, which is a sim that is based on ancient Rome. Here we are looking out over the pit, deciding who we should toss in. Though Cato is supposed to be "technically" evil, he seemed way more merciful than me. My list was double his....and for some very strange offenses.

The offenders were:

Bogus: for making us miss him
LilyDay: she'd want to be tossed in with Bogus
Henri: unpaid parking tickets
Karima: keeping an unstable bull
Mari: giving liquor to minors (I am only two after all!)
Mama Cree: grown-child neglect
June: Tax evasion
Mr Montgolfier: Detective services not rendered
BobGod of Caledon: for calling all my music "emo shit"

Thank the Gods for bath houses!

One thing about way back when is that horses were the main source of transportation and if you weren't careful where you sat...well it was messy...and who says Secondlife isn't a valid learning tool!

You wanna borrow my whip? Rikka has a collection!

Well Cato wanted to show how brave he was and also to possibly liberate his fellow cat men. He was intensely courageous but our lion liberation front failed. Oh well, I am sure they are feed well on gladiators.

Rwor!

And here is me prowling towards him. Doesn't he have pretty legs? Now this actually isn't in Roma, but that's neither here nor there. Mind your own!

So what do you think of those Greeks?

You know we wouldn't be playing proper romans if we didn't recline somewhere and eat fruit. We didn't have traditional grapes, but the blueberries sufficed except for the fact I am now stained everywhere and my dress has fingerprints all over it...

There was so much else we did, but most of the time I forgot to take pictures. We were almost slaughtered by a unicorn, well mostly me..we sat on peacocks and went to a reading brothel. Oh! We also went swimming!

After breaking and entering ...well could I say that? Those romans are pretty open people... anyho we declared the night good and done and passed out in some strange citizen's massive marble inlay bed.

it was a good day!

And I'd like it be said for the record..As a relatively old avatar....sometimes it feels like there is no place unexplored or worth fighting the lag to see. Of Mr. Quan, I must say he makes me feel a bit like I was born yesterday...which in the world we coexist in is not a bad thing.

Wicked Little Town

2008-08-23T15:28:00.000-07:00

Yumm..

I wandered around New Tou yesterday. It's just been too quiet there...I miss the sound of firearms and June puking on my back porch. I miss Mama Cree and Basil. But it is nice that some hooligans left these huge donuts on the steamship to amuse me.

Now yesterday I had the pleasure of talking with Mari Moonbeam and the Cato Man about the lack of Cree in our lives. Woman has just been gone! Grass is starting to get swamp ragged in some shacks and I think rents getting due. Now Miss Moonbeam made the mention of us being Caledon's kin and all and maybe Caledon taking us into their bosom in the event of our sim in danger. She even said something about "talking to people" about it.

Not even the fine wine she placed on the table could fuzz that out.

Are we in danger? I mean really.......is this an incident of tossing out the photo albums on the lawn cuz the bacon is burning?

And in the event of losing the sim, do we want Gov Shang or someone else taking over?

Now just let me just say I think very highly of Gov Shang and Caledon. Having lived there and kissed a few of it's blokes (not the Gov though, lets put a kibosh right away on that since I'm a catgirl and we all know about those "secret" papers he's got in his desk that ain't secret at all..), I really like it.........where it is. I love to sit on my deck of my shotgun shack and sip some moonshine, skirts hiked up for air and wave to Caledon in all it's pretty pastoral paleness. My heart will always hold a spot for Caledon but...

By the bayou I ain't a Caledonion anymore!

Now we are talking about Gov Shang because New Tou and Caledon are kissing cousins but really any large owner I dunno if they would know what to do with us. We are some needy whiny folk. We need someone who is more vested in us than foreign lands. Sure we warm up easy initially with gin but its not a warmth that lasts if ya catch my drift.

Speaking of, I'm noticing a concerning trend of people taking things much too serious.....So I am making a mandatory list of the following materials for anyone who has any grievances with giant moons landing on houses and other such things. Ya'll can pick them up at the library:

This is Spinal Tap (movie)
Reno 911 (tv)
Naked Pictures of Famous People (book)

They'll be on the steps because I'm going on a date to Roma with the Cato Man! Don't wait up!

Even with lights out, we'll glow....

2008-08-22T15:36:00.000-07:00

I Never thought that you'd find out I did it.
I was so scared that you'd leave, so I hid it.
I know we said that we'd always be honest.
So now I went out and messed up our nest.
It finally seems like we turned into strangers.
It's gotten so bad there's just no more anger.
So now it seems like we can't get no further.
I can't Believe I'll be bright for another.
I'll be the switch she turns on.
She'll be mine too, I'll get off.
I'll be the fuse that she blows, and
Even with the lights out we'll glow.
So where's the sun, it's shown no love on your face.
Under the moon and with a girl that's in your place.
And even Edison has no idea of all the blackouts
I've cause you and me - ah!
I'll be the switch she turns on.
She'll be mine too, I'll Get off.
I'll be the fuse that she blows,
And even with the lights out we'll glow.
I'll be the fuse.

Best Converstation in IM Ever

2008-08-22T13:23:00.000-07:00

This is how I always imagine IM boxes..

[0:24] Bedlamie Thunders: thats fair
[0:24] Bedlamie Thunders: i might of um
[0:24] Bedlamie Thunders: told peoples that you knew ---- was okie
[0:24] LilyDay Darkstone: smacks you
[0:24] LilyDay Darkstone: your allegiance is to me!
[0:24] LilyDay Darkstone: cries
[0:24] Bedlamie Thunders: I DIDNT EVEN SAY IT!
[0:24] LilyDay Darkstone: cries and cries
[0:24] Bedlamie Thunders falls over holding her face
[0:24] LilyDay Darkstone: pouts
[0:24] Bedlamie Thunders starts to cry
[0:25] LilyDay Darkstone: throws boots at your head
[0:25] LilyDay Darkstone: gives you diet pepsi flavored tea
[0:25] LilyDay Darkstone: i'm sorry
[0:25] LilyDay Darkstone: it's ok
[0:25] LilyDay Darkstone: giggles
[0:25] LilyDay Darkstone: i was only playing
[0:25] Bedlamie Thunders hides under the bed
[0:25] Bedlamie Thunders: I AINT COMING OUT
[0:25] Bedlamie Thunders: IM TELLING MR MARK
[0:25] LilyDay Darkstone: yeah...i don't want __
[0:26] LilyDay Darkstone: i'm a bit timid since ----
[0:26] LilyDay Darkstone: i'm sorry...
[0:26] LilyDay Darkstone: pouts
[0:26] Bedlamie Thunders: THATS NOT WHAT THE WELT ON MY FACE SAYS

Don't worry. I forgave her because I had to. She has ice cream.

A Night in Cake

2008-08-21T11:22:00.000-07:00

I am a skeleton!

After having a good long talk with some New Tou'ers by a campfire, I decided to leave the safety of my boggy home and see if one of my favorite stores had any good hair that I still cannot afford. Sadly, as usual, they did. But! Taking pictures to your hard drive is free! So I decided to people watch....This is what I saw.

The time it must have taken to fit all the crap was for naught..

I dunno what her legs did to her to make her put those shoes on, but ...damn.

Just....herm..

Clearly aliens are invading through secondlife to learn about social skills and to get a grip on what humans look like, because time and time again I am seeing avatars with things that are trying to pass as feet in high heeled shoes that look like this. This is how we will know and be able to strike.

She was even scarier from the side but I ain't about giving nightmares ya'll

Well it's not like she ain't sorta pretty. Thats not what I am gapping about. Well, I'll admit and say that I do not like her belly. Rocky crags on a lady to me just ain't pleasing. But her profile groups and picture kinda confused me. Her picture almost looked like one of them joke pictures while her groups seem to say all business. A mullet profile.

I wonder if anyones made some Vic's in game

....................Is that a cold sore?!?! I wouldn't even let her rez because I mean look! A cold sore! Also, her eyes are terrifing. She looks like that woman from New York who is trying to look more like a cat. You know the one, I know you've seen it on the internet.

You know, it was round time for bed and I thought to myself...I ain't seen a red silk at all! Who should happen to pop in at that very minute (making me feel like I wasted an important wish like, " Wonder why I ain't won the lotto") but....

I can't even be snarky! She be fine!

I'll give her this...she is about the prettiest red silk I've ever seen. Nice hair, pretty skin and face....Hell I have those silks in green! Ain't none of your business why!

I'm going back to the bayou, this place boggles me..

Today is a lazy day!

2008-08-20T01:07:00.000-07:00

So I saw this huge huge bear....He want'nt very tame.

I offered him some of these cookies I nicked from this windowsill in New Tou...

Suddenly he keeled over!

I patted his head and went on my way!

Secert Meeting!

2008-08-19T12:40:00.000-07:00

Bedder's can't take pictures proof #190

Well we done had ourselves a right proper like meeting. Its supposed to be hush hush, but I'll tell ya cuz I trust ya. We talked about our top secret mission tomorrow dealing with Desmond Shang of Caledon, we talked about maybe making a biased newspaper for New Tou and we talked about Karima's facelight.

I'm really not sure how she can carry that without a skeleton system..

Look at that facelight. My god, it's like a jet pack. I'm so shocked my hair turned grey. Check out the Cato Man's poohbah cloak! We all actually have one but part of being a loner Dottie, a rebel is that I don't wear stuffs like that. Sides! I was incognito.....if we get picked up by any constables for dishonorable deeds, I can claim I just came in confused thinking it was a bar. Traitorous? Meh, someone's gotta make bail.

Well Jimmeh, you win biggest fez EVER!

A Right Gorey Mess

2008-08-18T18:39:00.000-07:00

Alright, Henri pull aggro Cato Heal and Ill nuke. Damnit Nikita DOT!

So I woke up yesterday to the sounds of the moaning. Wasn't the good moaning either, it was the undead! I think some crazy ditchwater witch cursed the hobo park Mr Quan is building. Well we banded together in true bayou fashion, and despite some friendly fire we managed to make it out alright. Henri and I packed shotguns, Miss Nikita packed some sort of pistol that I'm not sure what type it was but she did look ready for zombie killin', I can't remember what Monica packed but I remember admiring her group title and Mari and Cato packed pies.

Thats right.

Pies.

Cato tries to win the zombie's affections with pies.
PIES OF DOOM!

I have proof here. Now the Cato man had a good number of them and I am sure if it weren't for the zombie onslaught, I woulda questioned more into the nature and source of them pies.

Doesn't Henri look ready to kill?

Here I am wearing my pretty braids and cute outfit because anything that distracts zombies helps. Henri got my back. Word.

Look at that mess! END TIMES!

I know this is a worse ending than in Needful Things

Naww not really!

Everyone left but for me, Cato, and Nikita so she showed around her swanky pad. It had a sweet toppled fortune teller, this bitchin tire swing, and a tub full of frozen fruit she let us sit in. We talked about starting a newsletter and books, so you know I was having a good time. Then Cato fixed my wonky leg, cuz he works under a doctor or has a degree in something? Well he seemed legit because he had a fez on and I'm pretty sure you can only get one those if your something fancy or a Shriner.

<3
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The only thing real life cannot offer me

2008-08-17T13:18:00.000-07:00

Seriously, don't gip on the tip.

A dragon delivering pizza. Let that soak into your head. Give it just a moment.

I looked through scores of all my pictures trying to find things that you just can't get in real life that you might actually be happy to have and I was shocked to find that this was the one thing that I seem to have taken a picture of that I want in real life that may never be possible. Oh, don't tell me furries will never be possible people are already grafting tons of crap to themselves. It'll be a manner of time before it is tails and ears. Then again, they could be breeding dragons that will deliver to where I live at this very moment! I hope so!

If she had a busted '79 Chevy water pump, I ain't suprised.

Yesterday there was a nice gathering of folks just talking in Miss Nikita's workshop. I liked it there. It was cozy and messy in a workshop sorta way. Wasn't all.....well ya know...bare. Reminded me of my great grandmother's house. She had a ton of dogs and you always knew you were there when you saw the snapping turtle shells on that tree? Yep, thats the kinda kin I come from.

Awww!

I wasn't feeling too keen, so I sat in the window to get some air. The littler and possibly more evil than the tall one Cato came and sat by! The conversation was good and all but I left early so I wasn't able to hear no more of Karima's poems. I bet I'm just missing Lily bean.

Here! Have one last look on this wondrous beast! God speed my friend!

Hey Ho and Up She Rises

2008-08-16T11:33:00.000-07:00

Dancing In the Moonlight

I miss Lily so! Look! I even drew this picture of us dancing!

Since Lily is gone, I started to wander and without the guidance of the pixie girl!
I found myself surrounded by pirates! Well I didn't have time to snap a picture because I was too busy stuffing a message in a bottle for the Cato Man to find me since no one else in New Tou has any marital arts training or could be bribed for all the fish dishes I know how to cook. Sides, the smelly pirates took my camera and then pulled my hair. One called me a wench. I kept yelling," Pauly Shore!" like they did in that moving pictures show but it didn't seem to work like in the theater!

Is that a cannon on your shoulder or you just happy to see me?

Well fortunately, my message in a bottle made it perfectly and the Cato man arrives sporting the most bad ass yet heavy looking cannon! Sadly, all the pirates had gone but a few very very strangely dressed ones and Cato and I were so shocked at their bad fashion sense we felt a more fitting punishment would be to let them live their secondlives dressed like that. Death would have been merciful. We are not.

A proper end to such an affair!

After that grand adventure, lost in the moment and drunk on rum we smooched! We then looted the ship for all it was worth . Cato took the doctor lady like eight barrels of fish heads (but for some reason when I talked to her only four made it) and I found some green undergarments that wouldn't work for any captain but I can always use. Oh and rum. Lots of rum.

We considered torching the ship after words because one of the few things I really excel at is virtual arson but it was quickly dismissed because it really was a pretty boat.

We then looked at horses but those pictures came out fuzzy and dark! So you will just have to believe that we did see horses, they were there, and it was nice.

Whateva I got the 'ttude now

2008-08-15T14:43:00.000-07:00

Really this is a good way to show you all the pretty pictures of people I love that I just have been too lazy or disenchanted or busy or any other number of excuses good people use. Mind ya, this ain't ALL the people I love, just too tired too come up with a bona fide story today.

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki

She was, like, all "ehhhh"

And I was, like, "whatever!"


Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,

"Hey, aren't you that dude?"

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"



So later I'm at the pool hall

And this girl comes up

And she's, like, "awww"

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"



Cuz this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!



And then it's three A.M.

And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather

This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"

I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"



Then I'm throwing dice in the alley

Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,

"Hey, I thought I told you..."

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"



And then up comes Zafo

I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"

He's, like, "nothin'"

And I'm, like, "that's cool."



Cuz this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!

song by Liam Lynch!

Do not be reckless with other people's hearts...

2008-08-14T23:29:00.000-07:00

...and do not put up with people who are reckless with yours.

I hope she remembers that second part most of all on her way to where she is going.

But just in case, I'm taking the suitcase with our hearts in it.

Once Bitten

2008-08-13T19:05:00.000-07:00

Okie so my lovely Rikka..

the lovely Vye Graves...

And a kinda trollopy me.

Rikka leaves to do things in the real life place and vye and I are just hanging out shooting the breeze. I'm trying to figure out where to go play with the Mr Cato man maybe tonight when Vye and I both realize we have mechanics uniforms. So! I went to look for a machine place because I want my surrounds to match my outfit and not vise versa.

So Vye scoops us up and drops us in some really bland sim with a terrible pet shop. After rebelling against this bad bad pet shop and threating to commit arson, I remember this really really crazy sim with huds that do........things. I had to show Vye this . Seriously they were terrible terrible sex huds that when I first saw left my mouth agap with horror. I like her so I had to show her. Well this is a pretty popular sim and they also cater in intense amounts to the denizens of the undead. As we walk around and comment on things that reach our eyeballs...one vampire was kind enough to tell me the truth. Straight up!

The Vampires have a webpage on me!

I kid you not. Look!

I'll replay his haunting sales pitch/ attempt to make me a minion.

[18:53] Jett Miklos: Hi Bedlamie ho you doing :)
[18:53] Bedlamie Thunders: good you?
[18:53] Jett Miklos: great!
[18:53] Jett Miklos: thinking of turning?
[18:53] Jett Miklos: bloodlinbes is great
[18:53] Jett Miklos: sorry spelling sucks today
[18:54] Bedlamie Thunders: Welp im a bit poor at the moment
[18:54] Jett Miklos: you know who bit you?
[18:54] Bedlamie Thunders: someone bit me?
[18:54] Jett Miklos: lol
[18:54] Jett Miklos: yep
[18:54] Jett Miklos: want me to get your page
[18:54] Jett Miklos: was prob a random bite when you were new
[18:55] Bedlamie Thunders: yeah get my page!
[18:55] Bedlamie Thunders: im curious
[18:55] Jett Miklos: http://www.slbloodlines.com/member.php?m=103471
[18:55] Jett Miklos: lol
[18:55] Jett Miklos: you were bit on 7 24 08
[18:55] Jett Miklos: by Aiwa Gertler
[18:55] Jett Miklos: some get tricky and sit by tp spots so ppl think there clearing a invite
[18:55] Jett Miklos: I dont do that
[18:56] Bedlamie Thunders: well ill be a moneksy uncle
[18:56] Jett Miklos: LOL
[18:56] Jett Miklos: we if really serious about joining I might be able to help you
[18:56] Jett Miklos: but only if really gonna use it
[18:57] Bedlamie Thunders: let me think about it
[18:57] Jett Miklos: NP
[18:57] Jett Miklos: big thing if you decided to dont buy hud till you find a clan and a leige you like
[18:57] Bedlamie Thunders: so how did you find that so quick?
[18:57] Jett Miklos: one that will help and train
[18:57] Jett Miklos: lol the hus gives us radar
[18:58] Bedlamie Thunders: oh i know how it happened!
[18:58] Jett Miklos: so we know ppl not bitten
[18:58] Bedlamie Thunders: a girl was all drunk and thirsty
[18:58] Bedlamie Thunders: and i was like
[18:58] Jett Miklos: alot who come here were bitten and person never told them about game
[18:58] Jett Miklos: sad actually
[18:58] Bedlamie Thunders: "whatever"
[18:58] Bedlamie Thunders: yeah yep there ya go
[18:58] Jett Miklos: lol they use alot of lines
[18:58] Jett Miklos: thats why I have more minions than alot here that are older than me
[18:58] Jett Miklos: I say it how it is
[18:59] Jett Miklos: ppl tend to like that
[18:59] Jett Miklos: atleast my experience
[18:59] Bedlamie Thunders: yes it is a good stragey in car selling too
[18:59] Bedlamie Thunders nods
[18:59] Jett Miklos: oh lying
[18:59] Jett Miklos: yes
[18:59] Bedlamie Thunders: no no
[19:00] Bedlamie Thunders: telling the upfront
[19:00] Jett Miklos: I would rather help ppl that take from them
[19:00] Jett Miklos: I call those bite and runners
[19:00] Bedlamie Thunders: so i have 50 precent soul left?
[19:00] Jett Miklos: they must be realated to ambulance chasing attorneys
[19:00] Jett Miklos: no you have 95%
[19:01] Jett Miklos: the first bite takes 5% of your humanity
[19:01] Jett Miklos: to put soul in limbo
[19:01] Jett Miklos: now if you were to just buy the hud
[19:01] Jett Miklos: she woudl get your soul
[19:01] Jett Miklos: for just being lucky enough to bite you first
[19:01] Jett Miklos: not for helping
[19:01] Jett Miklos: but if you wait to get it
[19:02] Jett Miklos: and find a good leige that will help train you youcan make it to where they get it
[19:02] Bedlamie Thunders: so no matter what i dont get to keep my soul?
[19:02] Jett Miklos: thats the best thing
[19:02] Jett Miklos: not that I have seen llol
[19:02] Jett Miklos: but alot of ppl buy there partners soul
[19:02] Jett Miklos: to have
[19:03] Bedlamie Thunders: im not even comfortable my boyfriend driving my car
[19:03] Bedlamie Thunders: thank you jett i gotta scoot!
[19:03] Bedlamie Thunders: thank you !
[19:03] Jett Miklos: haha love your attitude
[19:03] Jett Miklos: lol
[19:03] Bedlamie Thunders waves big
[19:03] Jett Miklos: seeyou freind me if you like
[19:03] Jett Miklos: and can ask me anything
[19:03] Bedlamie Thunders: okie!

Well at least I am not being stalked by hobbits.

If she wanna go

2008-08-12T17:22:00.000-07:00

I was feeling artsy fartsy the other day and took this picture of me gloomly sitting in front of LilyDay's nightlight bright artwork. I'm all done up because yesterday I went with Cato to find the Catwoman but somehow ended up being reincarnated twice. Well, that's all you'll get that is tasteful from this point on.

WHO BUMPED MEH!?!?!?

[17:14] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfaoo
[17:14] ashleyrocks Quan: back
[17:14] ashleyrocks Quan: who bumped meh!
[17:15] ashleyrocks Quan: i wll set it off on sl
[17:15] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfao
[17:15] Twinkle String: ok bacj
[17:15] Twinkle String: back*
[17:15] ashleyrocks Quan: people bumpin and shizz
[17:15] ashleyrocks Quan: i will set it off yo
[17:15] Twinkle String: lol but dey dun mean it
[17:15] ashleyrocks Quan: i dont cur
[17:15] ashleyrocks Quan: shizz watch where df u goin
[17:16] Twinkle String: cusz u kno like when somebody tp u and everything still loadin u dont ppl
[17:16] Twinkle String: u cant cusz u b loadin
[17:16] Twinkle String: and avis b loadin
[17:16] ashleyrocks Quan: oh wellz
[17:16] Twinkle String: uh smh
[17:16] Twinkle String: lmaoo
[17:16] ashleyrocks Quan: bettah open chu damn eyes
[17:16] ashleyrocks Quan: or sum shizz
[17:16] Twinkle String: <_<
[17:16] ashleyrocks Quan: bumpin meh will get chu azz killed
[17:16] ashleyrocks Quan: woot
[17:17] Twinkle String: lmfao @ my head
[17:17] Twinkle String: it was movin left n right
[17:17] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfaooo
[17:17] ashleyrocks Quan: i need sum skin like u
[17:17] ashleyrocks Quan: not to light
[17:17] ashleyrocks Quan: not to dark

I admire her skillz. She looks like she needs a serious back popping.

[17:17] Twinkle String: ooh
[17:17] ashleyrocks Quan: she sent meh a bunch of stuff
[17:17] ashleyrocks Quan: meh and momma look like twinz
[17:17] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfaoo
[17:17] Twinkle String: lmaao
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan: look at dat booty
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan: woot!
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfaoo
[17:18] Twinkle String: ~Ho0o0o0o0o!!!~
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan: Hoooo!
[17:18] Twinkle String: lmfao!
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan: rofl
[17:18] Twinkle String: we did it at da same time
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan: what u knoe bouts dat
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfaoo
[17:18] ashleyrocks Quan accepted your inventory offer.
[17:19] ashleyrocks Quan: lil mini meh gettin it
[17:19] ashleyrocks Quan: rofl
[17:19] Twinkle String accepted your inventory offer.
[17:19] Twinkle String: lol
[17:19] Twinkle String: i wanna go to a club
[17:19] ashleyrocks Quan: sures :}
[17:19] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfaoo
[17:19] Twinkle String: u gotta gt out dat shape first tho lmaoo
[17:19] ashleyrocks Quan: noo
[17:19] ashleyrocks Quan: lmfaoo
[17:19] ashleyrocks Quan: i cant and dont want 2
[17:20] ashleyrocks Quan: rofl
[17:20] Twinkle String: im askin my sissy shay if she wanna go

and then they walked out of my life forever.

Roud to Speed!

2008-08-11T15:13:00.000-07:00

Whatever I do NOT look like on of the wee folk. Shut Up!

Well It is nice to be back. Let me pull us both up to speed shall we?

1) I bought a swanky new pad in New Tou under the landlady Mamma Cree. Sure, I could rent OTHER places like Caledon but only Mamma will take chicken bones and fingernail clippings in lieu of real money. She says that she used them so not to worry, which not long after this zombie Bogus started to hang about. I am sure these events are not all related to each other.

2) I am sorry to say and you can check my profile to be true, Rikka Koi and I are no longer partnered. Do not shed tears! As our love will burn on long long after in our knickers and in our hearts. I hear tales that her heart and keys to her toy chest may belong to Vye Graves and I love them and wish both of them the best of luck with their new sim purchase.

3) I am a librarian! Which means......well diddly really because it is the summer months and all of us are feeling lazy and lethargic. Me and June W will check out books on the lawn in our bathing suits aside a kiddie pool filled with liquor until a time either one of us has to pee or it starts to get cold outside.

I really don't think she has to worry about tanning too much these days!

I am a bit worried about LilyDay. She is getting paler and paler by the day. Could it be the plague?

Cato Quan of the Hidden Paw shows me how to backhand someone. Notice I am paying EXTRA attention because I get to wear a lab coat.

I have made many new friends in New Tou. Zombies, french women, cat men with the desire to take over the world, some blue bloke who has a very long tail and beard, and Henri. Still me and Lily miss and pine for Mr Mark Montgolfier. We actually began a summoning spell but stopped for bite to eat and to watch trashy tv. This lead to accidently summoning one of the Coreys from the 80's who Mamma actually took as a months rent after muttering something about his voodoo potential. We haven't seen the bloke since.

Taking down notes...three barrels of fish heads, a traincar of hobos, and cancel all dinner plans and go straight to dessert.

Oh after a long day of looking at clothes and Cato inoculating me against some strain of chicken flu that has been passing around in New Tou (well we do handle chickens A LOT), I seem to be stuck as more or less much more a catgirl than my chaotic form would usually allow. He has assured me that it will clear up in time and meanwhile had me dictate some plans for the Oddkitties after a swan dropped us into a strange boardroom. We were then thrown out by the person you see below.

Seriously, take a gander!

Well her outfit doesn't seem official at all.

Another boy forced to carry me about. I love that hud.

So then Cato and I practiced gymnastic moves for our group of hush hush catgirls who are in fact plotting to overwhelm the Gov of Caledon Desmond Shang with his one true fetish in the flesh in mass numbers. We hope this will cause him to do something or other, whenever the plan is explained to me it seems to slip away so quickly. I was quickly assured that this was "For the Best." So I twisted my ankle and Cato was kind enough to carry me to get some fresh crawdads.

Lordy Lou

2008-07-26T02:54:00.000-07:00

apparently this is me riding a dragon who is shooting bubbles!

theres more to come!

if you think its for you it probbly is...

2008-02-11T16:49:00.000-08:00

Ties shoes in double knots and prefers unhappy endings.
Dreams of flying over neatly-trimmed landscapes.
Hates the sunlight too.
When boarding airplanes,
takes the aisle and keeps the blanket.

Oh, and it's not for certain but,
I'm pretty sure it won't work out then.
There's only room for one of us in the town,
but we can't go back to the way it was,
so one of us is gonna have to go down.

Has a touch of Tourette's that only comes out in the morning.
Goes gray prematurely and never intends to dye it out.
Hums nonsense but doesn't ever realize it.

Oh, and it's not for certain but,
I'm pretty sure it won't work out then.
There's only room for one of us in the town,
but we can't go back to the way it was,
so one of us is gonna have to go down.

I'm pretty sure it won't work out then.
There's only room for one of us in the town,
but we can't go back to the way it was,
so one of us is gonna have to go down.

say hi to your mom. prefers unhappy endings

I will get back one day to posting!

2008-02-07T16:55:00.001-08:00