Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I am so tired!











BEHOLD MY HOUSE OF WONDER!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Thumbs

"Oh, the thumbsucker’s thumb is wrinkled and wet
And withered and white as the snow.
But the taste of the thumb is the sweetest taste yet.
As only we thumbsuckers know."

shel silverstein


Unscrambling the mumbles sounds like....

I would like to thank my good lady wife for this lovely gift, and the mermaid cove the making my house so low primmy for putting up with me and everything. I wish i could give her even a fraction of the beauty and happiness she gives me, but I will do my best.

Thank you Rikka! I loves you!

A Midnight Fight!



A lone leg lamps stands mere feet away from where two gals are slashing each other to ribbons...



Meet your death, pixie girl!


[19:10] You: I forgive ye for fall all bonkers for the pookah man but you took the last soda!
[19:10] LilyDay Darkstone: I KNOW! hahahah!
[19:10] You: I can never forgive that!
[19:10] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAH
[19:11] LilyDay Darkstone slices off a chunk of your hair
[19:11] LilyDay Darkstone: AYE!
[19:11] LilyDay Darkstone: pirate AARRGGHHHHH
[19:11] Bedlamie Thunders yelps and slashes at your clothes!
[19:11] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:11] You: WAIT !
[19:11] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:11] You: that only makes ya cuter! you trixy minx!
[19:11] LilyDay Darkstone giggles!
[19:11] LilyDay Darkstone: no you're the trixy minx!!!!!!
[19:12] You: You know why I wear red! It doesnt show blood! ARGH!
[19:12] LilyDay Darkstone backs you up to the fence
[19:12] LilyDay Darkstone: say you love cornflakes!
[19:12] LilyDay Darkstone: say it!
[19:12] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:13] You: I'll get you saucy raven haired pixie!
[19:13] LilyDay Darkstone: i'll get you !!
[19:13] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:13] LilyDay Darkstone: you can't win!
[19:13] LilyDay Darkstone: it'll be a tie!!!
[19:13] You: haha we should tell ellis we were fighting over his lack of honor
[19:14] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHA YES
[19:15] You: Come back here an take yar medicine!
[19:15] LilyDay Darkstone: i'm too sensitive for medicine!!


Lily dodges with lovely grace!


[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: you mangey dog!
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: yar!
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: i'll cut your hair more!
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: and slice off the straps to your top!
[19:22] You: now i can slash you at last!
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: blocks
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: i am quite skilled with this
[19:22] You: Honey heres to you and me!
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: POW
[19:22] LilyDay Darkstone: BAM
[19:22] You: haha
[19:23] LilyDay Darkstone dropkicks you
[19:23] LilyDay Darkstone: and give you a sucker
[19:23] LilyDay Darkstone: sucka
[19:23] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:23] Bedlamie Thunders Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:23] You: haha
[19:23] You: sory
[19:23] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[19:23] LilyDay Darkstone falls down laughing
[19:23] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAHAH
[19:24] LilyDay Darkstone: COOL!
[19:24] You: i am loving this!
[19:24] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:24] LilyDay Darkstone: YES!
[19:25] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:25] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:25] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAH
[19:26] LilyDay Darkstone: so i can properly slice and dice you
[19:26] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:26] LilyDay Darkstone: pirate aaarrgghhh!
[19:27] You: Ive got you now you wee fay creature of darkness!
[19:27] You: taking my diet pepsi!
[19:27] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:27] LilyDay Darkstone gags to the side
[19:27] LilyDay Darkstone: your diet pepsi is grooossss
[19:27] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:27] LilyDay Darkstone: i really stole it and gave it to the dog
[19:28] You: YOU GAVE IT TO ELLIS!
[19:28] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAHAH
[19:28] You: arggh! thats blimey worse!
[19:28] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:28] LilyDay Darkstone: ellis took it and gave it to harvey!
[19:28] You: Ill get you for this you lily bellyed codfish!
[19:28] LilyDay Darkstone: he's the mangy dog!
[19:28] You: haha
[19:28] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:29] You: I HAD MY NAME ON IT!
[19:29] LilyDay Darkstone: lily bellye???
[19:29] You: just work with me here woulda kiddo?
[19:29] LilyDay Darkstone: well, i only did it cause you ate my nanner sammich!!
[19:29] You: You said you werent gonna eat it......yet
[19:30] You: I heard never
[19:30] LilyDay Darkstone tries to hold in the giggles and tries not to slice her own fingers off
[19:30] You: Yarg!
[19:30] Bedlamie Thunders pirate jump!
[19:30] LilyDay Darkstone: you heard never?? when what i said was, "you touch my nanner sammich and you die...sucka"
[19:30] LilyDay Darkstone: pirate run away!
[19:30] You: How was i supposd to know you mean exactly what you said!
[19:31] LilyDay Darkstone: i've been wanting to wear this dress! i'm glad i get to kick your butt while doing it!
[19:31] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:31] LilyDay Darkstone: sucka
[19:31] You: oh yeah!??
[19:31] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:31] LilyDay Darkstone: yeah!
[19:31] You: You is the sucka because I ate you and Ellis's boston creme pie!
[19:31] You: How do you like them pies, sucka?
[19:32] LilyDay Darkstone falls down laughing..but mostly just trying to avoid the sharp blad of your katana!
[19:32] LilyDay Darkstone: that's alright! i knew you'd take that pie...so i put ex-lax in it!
[19:32] LilyDay Darkstone smirks
[19:33] You: No Ellis ate the first one!
[19:33] You: I ate the super secert one in the icebox!
[19:33] LilyDay Darkstone pulls a throwing star out of her boot (oh dear, bob tells me that it's not to be called "throwing star" but i can't remember the term now) and throws it pinning your clothing to the wall!
[19:33] You: I knowbecause it said ....
[19:33] You: "Super secert one for Lily and Ellis without Ex Lax"
[19:33] LilyDay Darkstone giggles!
[19:34] LilyDay Darkstone: no no..
[19:34] LilyDay Darkstone: i KNEW you'd find that one
[19:34] LilyDay Darkstone: so i just made that up
[19:34] LilyDay Darkstone: !
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone: are you calling for backup ?
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone: you should
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone: cause i'm about to
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:35] You: OH YEAH!
[19:35] You: well!
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone: getcha sucka
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone: oh, i see where my weakness is
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone: i've lost my flower
[19:35] LilyDay Darkstone: you bitch!
[19:36] You: GET HER BARON BANANANA!
[19:36] LilyDay Darkstone: you cut up my flower!
[19:36] LilyDay Darkstone: you're gonna get it now!
[19:36] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAH
[19:36] LilyDay Darkstone shields her eyes from the peanuts of death!
[19:36] You: I will pull out my entire Sock Monkey ARMY!
[19:36] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:36] LilyDay Darkstone: the peanuts are going to kill me!
[19:36] LilyDay Darkstone: AAAGGHHHH!!!!
[19:37] LilyDay Darkstone: pirate arrrgghhh!
[19:37] You: AHHHHH!H!
[19:37] You: PIRATE ARRH!
[19:37] You: haha lily bean i loves you!
[19:37] LilyDay Darkstone: that's a lot of peanuts!!
[19:37] LilyDay Darkstone: i loves you too bedders!
[19:37] LilyDay Darkstone: hahahah
[19:37] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:37] Bedlamie Thunders Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:38] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:38] You: Take that you you .....Diet Pepsi dealer!
[19:38] Bedlamie Thunders cuts a "B" in your shirt
[19:38] LilyDay Darkstone: no! you take that you ... nanner sammich eater!
[19:38] LilyDay Darkstone cuts a BIG L in your WHOLE OUTFIT
[19:39] You: RIKKA GOT ME THIS!


It ..............is...........on..........

[19:39] LilyDay Darkstone: oh yeah ?
[19:39] LilyDay Darkstone: pirate aarrgghh!
[19:39] LilyDay Darkstone: well, bring her too i'll cut the same in hers to match!
[19:39] LilyDay Darkstone: hahahahah
[19:39] You: HAHA she is a slaugheter of hobos!
[19:39] You: You will be no match!
[19:40] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:40] Bedlamie Thunders Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:40] You: And you know what?
[19:40] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:40] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:40] LilyDay Darkstone: what ?
[19:40] LilyDay Darkstone: better tuck your hobo shirt back in then...it's showing!
[19:41] You: Im gonna put on my evil Lily outfit and get the pookah on you!
[19:41] You: IM AN EVIL VILLAN AND THUS THATS MY PLAN!
[19:41] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAHAH
[19:41] You: Hey I pose as a hobo to supply her with hobos
[19:41] LilyDay Darkstone: mr ellisdee welinder? he would never succumb to your evilness!!
[19:41] LilyDay Darkstone: and lily could never be evil!!
[19:41] LilyDay Darkstone: hahahaah
[19:41] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:42] LilyDay Darkstone: you put on evil lily outfit and you become super sweet ... it's magic !
[19:42] LilyDay Darkstone falls over giggling
[19:42] You: I will not agree or disagree but simply have at you!
[19:42] LilyDay Darkstone: bring it!
[19:42] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:42] LilyDay Darkstone: hahahaha
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: though isn't this dress really cute?
[19:43] You: Try me! I killed my sims in a town I named Reno to watch them die!
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: far too cute to be cut up really
[19:43] You: It is !
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAH
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAH
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: did you build boxes around them
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: and not feed them or water them ?
[19:43] You: No no I SET FIRE TO THEM!
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: or let them go to the bathroom ?
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:43] You: insurance money
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: you ARE EVIL!
[19:43] LilyDay Darkstone: and you must be STOPPED!

Baron Bon Bananas hits Lily for all he is worth!

[19:44] LilyDay Darkstone: in the name of all who died in Reno!
[19:44] You: Baron Bon Bananas go for the eyes!
[19:44] You: STOP THROWING THEM DOWN HER BLOUSE YOU FRISKY CREATURE
[19:44] LilyDay Darkstone flies through the air like jackie chan and kicks you in the FACE !
[19:44] You: god lord now hes throwing dollar bills
[19:44] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:44] LilyDay Darkstone: yipppee!
[19:44] LilyDay Darkstone is only kidding about kicking you in the face
[19:45] Bedlamie Thunders Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:45] LilyDay Darkstone Swings and knocks you the Fuck Out!
[19:45] LilyDay Darkstone: i need dollars!
[19:45] LilyDay Darkstone: keep bringing it!
[19:45] Bedlamie Thunders is totally understood that we are beating each others asses in totally love!
[19:45] You: Baron....bon....damnit you are no help!
[19:46] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHAH
[19:46] LilyDay Darkstone: totally!!
[19:46] You: Its not fair using your boobs to lure my monkey to your side!
[19:47] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:47] LilyDay Darkstone: but LOOK at them!
[19:47] LilyDay Darkstone: looooooook bedders...
[19:47] LilyDay Darkstone: let them lure you tooooo
[19:47] LilyDay Darkstone giggles
[19:47] You: Ugh your my sl brother's girlfriend thats gross!
[19:47] You: well like a brotha
[19:47] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAHA
[19:48] You: what rythms with Brotha?
[19:48] You: YOU SUCKA!
[19:48] LilyDay Darkstone: HAHAHAH
[19:48] LilyDay Darkstone: sucka!
[19:48] LilyDay Darkstone: bedders!
[19:48] You: yes?
[19:48] LilyDay Darkstone: we need to cause mayhem at caledon regency i hear
[19:48] LilyDay Darkstone: i just received a tp
[19:48] LilyDay Darkstone: let's go be ugly
[19:49] You: Then lets hit it!
[19:49] LilyDay Darkstone: cooooo

Sunday, January 6, 2008

No Story today folks! (Happy Early Birthday Lily!)



But let us start with a pretty pictures of Rikka.



Mr Montgolfier and I are in a Waffle House talking about an rpg. Wow, high school flash back.



New Years Eve Lily and Mr Montgolfier! We hung out in Innsmouth and fell into a hole that Mr Enoch made.



New Year's day Ol' Pete and Catbone Hazel slumming it up in Babbage! The last picture is reasons why you should not accept candy from a man named Mr Dagger! It is funny, I enjoy being a hobo but Rikka kills hobos with her chainsaw. I suppose it is a Hobo Falls in love with Hobo Killer thing.



Winter pictures of Lily, Mr Montgolfier, and I!



We are all in a fairy princess group! I made a picture to cheer up Mr. Montgolfier because he stated that a river of fluids were creating a delta in his shirt and all sorts of crops and wild life was starting an eco-system and honestly I think that was a long long way to say he was very very sick. I did not put Ellis in it because ELLISDEE WELINDER WILL NOT JOIN OUR GROUP AND HE SHOULD BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME!

It was a nice side distraction from the uber secret present I'm making Rikka. Yar!



Lily and me making snow angels....Which makes me miss Rikka.



Best 500 lindens I've ever spent. ...........Not on the boy silly! On the piggyback HUD!

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

im very very tired and cold




but i love you and i love this song


shores of california by the Dresden Dolls


he's been trying with limited success
to get this girl to let him get into her pants
but every time he thinks he's getting close
she threatens death before he gets a chance

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way it's been since protozoa
first climbed onto the shores of california

and she's been trying with limited success
to get him to turn out the lights and dance
cause like any girl all she really wants
that fickle little bitch romance
that fickle little bitch romance

and that is why a girl is called a tease
and that is why a guy is called a sleaze
and that's why god made escort agencies
one life to live and mace and GHB

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way since the animals and noah
first climbed onto the shores of california

must not be too kind
stop thinking love is blind
clench your fists yeah write
“she's just not my type...”

why all these conflicting specifications
maybe to prevent overpopulation
all I know is that all around the nation
the girls are crying and the boys are masturbating

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way Aristophanes and homer
wrote the iliad and lysistrata (not in that order...)

and that's the way it is in minnesota
and that's the way it is in oklahoma
that's the way it's been since protozoa
first climbed onto the shores of california