Sunday, December 30, 2007

Reasons I should stop going to raves with LilyDay

*no hair for joo!*

Omg my head hurts and where the hell am? I should not have danced with LilyDay till like 5 am! Though the dj was slamming!

Wait....why the fuck am I purple? WHY AM I SAYING FUCK!! Why can't I change my hair?!?


Oh no...

Oh sweet love of baby Jesus..

I'm in Azeroth....fuck.

If found, please return my skillz!

Where did all my lovely hair and clothes go? lolz! ...I have to stop doing that! I don't know what these buttons mean! Seriously, anyone know? newb....Holy shit its like the hiccups I cant stop! LFTank for Zul!! kthnxbye! rdy? k! I don't understand any of them! A leaf heals? A maple leaf heals over time? What the fuck, Mario made more sense....I think the man in it wizard hat button means that I can watch The Sword and the Stone!

Someone please TP me...for the love of god this fucking bird takes a thousand hours! Honestly, I took a shower, took a nap, and killed a boar for supper and I am still on this damn bird.

This what that cheap ho at the inn gave to my mount! Christ! To think I've slept there! *shudders* I hope my new hat properly conveys the disgust I have with Blizzard's shenanigans.

The beauty of life...

I am death, destorier of winged things!
To make myself feel better, I killed a parrot. Enjoy!

Huh! Look at the chat! Maybe I AM still in second life! Random encounters of people randomly licking me...yeah thats second life. Or high school. Both hellish!

*to get this picture please read chat!*

Ahhhhhh...It's all coming back to me!

Friday, December 28, 2007

My New Years List

It is coming close to new years so ... I resolve...

To finish that story to LilyDay about how big that damn fish was!

Stop getting naked in much!

To be carted around by cute boys more often!

To stop looking so grouchy!

To stop wasting my money on Chip and Dale Dancers....

To learn a skill how to fly a plane!

To fall in love with a snow goddess every day...but its hard not to..


...............Nah I give up! I shall go dance for money again in this peep show I found and gamble on the illegal underground Caledon boxing squid matches. Very hush hush! Very Intense!

But mostly what has been down with me? Spending all my gs on my homie gs. Rikka has been working and seeing her momma, so I have been chillin' with a one Mr Hawker who was kind enough to pose in almost all the pictures above. I'm never good with saying what I hauled in for loot for Christmas....because for some reason when I go to write it down....I just can't. So believe me, it WAS AWESOME and YOU HAD TO BE THERE!!

Lately, I have torrets of the caplock key. Please bare with me!

Oh you have to hear this song! I heart it!


Sunday, December 16, 2007

13 things of intreast!

My Real Birthday was the 15th and since I'm a heathen....I shall have 13 delightful things for you to read about !

HE was a man! He had a beard!

One governor Shang as an insane looking baby Jesus..

I attended the ball with Miss Lily and Iason! Iason even danced with me!

Two balls of utter beauty! *waves at Lily*

This is a gal who blogged me ! She was VERY NICE!

Me and my love eternal Rikka as the Man in Black!

Three Fucking Legends!

Sock monkey from Ellis. I hearts it! I've named him Mr. Bananas!

Arm band from Miss Lily! Uber Lovely!

Tiara from Rikka which all in I have become a tribal princess of sockmonekys! sweet!

One sock monkey who throws three peanuts, one tiara that has some multiple of four in it, and and arm band! ALL awesome birthday gifts!

Lily in Rikka made hair! Super lovely but like me she morphed back to same hair!

Lily and Ellis's cottage! How Lovely!

If you had spider eyes you would see six Lily's and a cottage in Tanglewood!

Lily rocking fish glasses!

Chomp! Chomp! Wuz forget an oven for us home eaters!

Know what? I'm sick of trying to think of number that correspond to these pictures. So you know what? Me and Lily broke off parts of Mr Wuz's house and ate it! YUM!


Odalay what is this now?

Omg I am so tired! Only X's boobs keep me going!

Aww X wearing her christmas present!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Rikka Koi is a fucking legend

the title is my new favorite phrase right now.

Rikka made a really really cool Johnny Cash av and then turned around and made me some hair! So I spent all day working on my June Carter Cash Av. So i finished the face and went to look for a skin. The horror at having to type in "Mature" and "Skin"...seriously dont do it.

well i went looking for an old lady skin so I could be Rikka's old lady and had the most delightful converstion with a bloke. here is it is!

[18:40] You: where are your shoes honey? arent you afriad of splinters?
[18:40] Soul Qinan: i prefered the ear soup in brain dead
[18:40] Soul Qinan: gave them to a homeless
[18:41] You: thats very thoughtful
[18:41] You: makes me feel a bit selfish with my nifty boots
[18:41] Soul Qinan: you don't have... we all do what we can
[18:41] You: i suppose
[18:42] You: do you make skins here?
[18:42] Soul Qinan: no i tell story every where
[18:42] You: oh?
[18:43] Soul Qinan: yeah i try to give people what they need
[18:43] You: in awnsers?
[18:43] Soul Qinan: home for homeless, shoes for shoeless, hope for hopeless
[18:44] Soul Qinan: what about you?
[18:44] You: i do my best to spread joy and a little bit of chaos
[18:44] Soul Qinan: sounds like you're an oxymoron
[18:45] You: hmm you think? there is alot of joy in the lack of order and general knowledge of waht is to come
[18:45] Soul Qinan: wisdom from chaos
[18:46] Soul Qinan: i don't want to argue about that because i'm chaos and i don't if i'm wise
[18:46] Soul Qinan: i don't know*
[18:46] You: at the best we can all try
[18:47] Soul Qinan: have you ever killed?
[18:47] You: no but i like to steal hearts
[18:47] You: its an easier sin to resolve
[18:47] Soul Qinan: do you cook them?
[18:47] You: because you can always give them back
[18:48] You: no i hide them under my bed
[18:48] Soul Qinan: how many did you steal?
[18:48] You: counting the ones i had to give back?
[18:48] Soul Qinan: yes
[18:49] You: *counts on her fingers* maybe 10 at most
[18:49] You: it takes a bit of time
[18:49] Soul Qinan: how many do you keep under your bed?
[18:50] You: 2 and half right now
[18:50] Soul Qinan: and a half? who has the other part?
[18:50] You: the owner
[18:50] You: i didnt quite get the whole thing
[18:50] Soul Qinan: why did he keep it?
[18:51] You: well actually he gave the rest to someone else
[18:51] Soul Qinan: so he has not the other part... would you kill to get it?
[18:52] You: happy with just a little bit
[18:52] You: have you killed before?
[18:52] Soul Qinan: i killed the one i was before
[18:52] You: why?
[18:53] Soul Qinan: because sometimes events change you
[18:53] You: makes sense
[18:53] Soul Qinan: do you love yourself?
[18:53] You: were you split into two?
[18:53] You: i do
[18:53] You: or at least i try
[18:54] Soul Qinan: what happened to your leg?
[18:54] You: Zombies
[18:55] You: do you love yourself?
[18:55] You: did you love the one before you?
[18:55] Soul Qinan: yes i did
[18:55] You: do you miss them?
[18:56] Soul Qinan: them?
[18:56] You: i wasnt sure if it was a boy or girl or not even gender at all
[18:56] You: i did nto want to be rude
[18:57] Soul Qinan: i think i missed your point
[18:57] You: and maybe there was more before the one
[18:57] Soul Qinan: yes certainly an infinity
[18:58] Soul Qinan: to be a story teller you need to numerous
[18:58] Soul Qinan: to be*
[18:58] You: *nods* being made of stars will do that to you
[18:58] Soul Qinan: do the others like you?
[18:59] You: *thinks*
[18:59] You: at the moment yes
[18:59] Soul Qinan: do you need the others?
[18:59] You: sometimes
[18:59] Soul Qinan: when?
[18:59] You: need fluxucates
[19:00] You: i need to know im connected to someone
[19:00] You: and i need to know that there is good in people

watch this its funny!

Sunday, December 9, 2007

A smorgushboard of delights!

Please sir I have to pee open up!

I keep encountering a mimic. But he is very much fun and so I do not mind. Actually this is my good friend Mr Shal! He is so silly!

NOW THE BIG COOKIE NEWS! RIKKA KOI finally married my crazy tush! and for the months of nerves and work and pestering Mr Ellis if he would pastor....It finally happened. And omg it was so fun! Serious. Rikka was just.... she was so pretty and everyone seemed so happy and Demise who dj ed just did a slamming job and ...well did I cry? In between nervous thumbsucking, yes yes I did. And Mr Ellis got us a really cool cat statue who is a bit primmy for my land allowment right now but I have named her Bessie.

I think Miss Lily is a prime example of how pretty our wedding was!

I was married! I was so busy believe it or not the only picture I had time to snag was of Miss Lily before the whole shebang! And to think she was worried she was not dressed nicely enough. Bah!

here is the ceremony:

19:07] Shalmendo Glineux: I can't see...
[19:07] Shalmendo Glineux: *sing
[19:07] Kal Halberd: i can sing
[19:07] LilyDay Darkstone: dum dum dum
[19:08] LilyDay Darkstone: awwwww
[19:08] Bedlamie Thunders: its okie!
[19:08] EllisDee Welinder: Rikka?
[19:08] EllisDee Welinder: Bedlamie?
[19:08] Bedlamie Thunders: yes?
[19:08] EllisDee Welinder: Are you both ready to get matrimonized?
[19:08] Rikka Koi blushes. "I think so."
[19:09] Bedlamie Thunders: i think so!
[19:09] EllisDee Welinder: Awwww, a blushing beautiful bride
[19:09] Shalmendo Glineux thinks that sounds like a high-tech headling technique
[19:09] EllisDee Welinder: When Bedlamie first asked me to marry her and Rikka it got me to thinking
[19:10] EllisDee Welinder: And today in Caledon chat, someone, I think jokingly said, "A Stranger is a friend you've yet to meet"
[19:10] EllisDee Welinder: Well, when I first met Bedlamie, she was a stranger to me, as many of you gathered here were
[19:10] EllisDee Welinder: Since then, I have gotten to know Bedlamie more and made her a friend
[19:10] EllisDee Welinder: Rikka too
[19:11] EllisDee Welinder: And it is my sincere Pookah pleasure, to be here today to mark an event
[19:11] EllisDee Welinder: A joyous and blessed event whereby they become true partners with each other
[19:11] EllisDee Welinder: And I know, that, as they stand before a chapel full of friends, holding hands
[19:12] EllisDee Welinder: that we are all blessed to witness such a magical event
[19:12] EllisDee Welinder: And I also know that they have some words that they would like to say to each other
[19:12] Bedlamie Thunders: Rikka you go first?
[19:12] EllisDee Welinder: Who would like to go first?
[19:12] EllisDee Welinder: Take it away Rikka
[19:12] Rikka Koi blushes deeply. "Okay."
[19:13] You: Beth, I love you. You are my best friend and will be forever. Today I give myself to you in marriage to be your wife. I promise to encourage you, to laugh with you and to comfort you in times of sorrow. I promise to love you in good times and bad.
[19:13] You: I promise to cherish and respect you. I vow to be true and faithful for as long as we both shall live. Because of you, I laugh, I smile, I dare to dream again. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you, caring, loving and being there for you in all life has for us.
[19:13] You: I will always be the person that you can trust, talk to and the person that will always understand. I also promise to always save the last cookie for you. I love you, now and forever.
[19:13] Bedlamie Thunders: *purrs and turns deep pink*
[19:13] Lavendar Beaumont smiles
[19:13] Furiae Blackthorne: Awwe.
[19:13] EllisDee Welinder tears up at the cookie comment
[19:13] Nymph Zenith smiles
[19:14] EllisDee Welinder: Bedlamie?
[19:14] LilyDay Darkstone smiles :)
[19:14] Bedlamie Thunders: RIkka ......I love you in all your incarnations
[19:15] Bedlamie Thunders: and I swear that I will always play the achelologist to find the beauty in you in when you think you have none
[19:15] Bedlamie Thunders: i swear that i will spit on people who hurt you and maybe kick them in the shin
[19:15] EllisDee Welinder giggles
[19:15] Rikka Koi feels the tears welling up.
[19:15] Furiae Blackthorne: Right on.
[19:15] LilyDay Darkstone: awww :)
[19:15] Bedlamie Thunders: and i will put your heart back together with bits of glass and trikents like you have for me time and time again
[19:16] Bedlamie Thunders: thank you for everything
[19:16] Rikka Koi cries.
[19:16] Bedlamie Thunders: *snuggles rikka and laugh/cries* Sugar butt dont cry!
[19:17] EllisDee Welinder: Tonight, if you will look up here towards the altar you will notice two individual candles burning seperately
[19:17] Bedlamie Thunders: because if you start to cry i will cry and we all will cry!
[19:17] You: Awww, Beth! Shhhhh! We're being married!
[19:17] Rikka Koi cries and blushes and laughs.
[19:17] EllisDee Welinder: With a candle in between them lit by the same flame of those two individual candles
[19:17] LilyDay Darkstone: :)
[19:18] EllisDee Welinder: Let there be no one to blow them out or tear asunder what pookah has joined together here tonight
[19:18] EllisDee Welinder: And having said that
[19:18] EllisDee Welinder: with the Pookah preacher powers vested in me, the pookah
[19:18] EllisDee Welinder: The Bride may now kiss the Bride
[19:19] LilyDay Darkstone: :)
[19:19] Bedlamie Thunders: *giggles and sniffs alitttle*
[19:19] EllisDee Welinder: and be matrimonized
[19:19] Furiae Blackthorne: yea!
[19:19] Bedlamie Thunders: its gonan be mushy i warn you guys!
[19:19] MaeraLeFey Messmer: Blessed Be
[19:19] Rikka Koi blushes
[19:19] LilyDay Darkstone: :)
[19:19] Lavendar Beaumont: Blessed be :)
[19:19] LilyDay Darkstone: :)
[19:20] LilyDay Darkstone: awwww
[19:20] Bedlamie Thunders: *turns deep red*
[19:20] Shalmendo Glineux lvoes weddings
[19:21] EllisDee Welinder: Go forth now from here in peaceful joy, serenity and the most powerful thing on all the earth and heavens
[19:21] EllisDee Welinder: Love
[19:21] LilyDay Darkstone: :)
[19:21] Demise Slichter roars wildly!
[19:21] EllisDee Welinder: Let's hear it for our brides tonight folks
[19:21] LilyDay Darkstone applauds
[19:21] Morgil Hashi: Woo!
[19:21] MaeraLeFey Messmer smiles warmly
[19:21] LilyDay Darkstone claps like a madwoman
[19:21] Morgil Hashi: /cheer
[19:21] Bedlamie Thunders: *gasp for air* goodness Rikka do you deep sea darhling?
[19:21] Nymph Zenith applauds

and so with that we danced the night away ! yeah! My compy died alittle inside and when i got back on Rikka had went to bed and I found a boy in uniform in my living room! Someone knew what I wanted for my birthday!

A boy in uniform? *swoon*

And he has a nice ride! Pimp!

Try as hard as we might, we never did eat fleshy thing!

He was a very nice bloke by the name of Jake after he drove me around in his steampunk car *swoon* we went and tried to find him shoes! He is a bit new in the world and so I took him to all the newb shops for cheap clothing. Found a troll avatar but no shoes. So we went to a Gor land for the hell of it and was kicked out. After that we went dancing at a Jazz place in our undies but we were kicked out!

We went to a firehouse and saw the most felonious girlie poster ever!

I think I'm pretty damn cute! Here is me waiting for Mr Hawker before we went and pestered some Gor folk. They kicked us out..

And here is us dancing in our undies at a jazz club. They kicked us out too!

Then we went to Paris and danced and saw the tower. I dont really mind seeing it again, I always enjoy it and on the arm of such a fine looking gentleman!

We can be classy too!

This is so amazingly real!

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Rikka Hearts


Welp, even though some people might consider me "too old" to ask Santa things....but then again those are the same people who tell me I am too old to trick or trick! BAH! Anyways, Nick was very sweet and not at all like Tigger at Disney. He isn't my favorite mascot ever sadly, because Robin Hood kissed my hand and bowed to me!

I caught a fish this big!!

Kal, the poor power ranger who has the misfortune of being madly in love with me, made a Kurt Cobain av. So I put on my best Courtney Love look and we took pictures in my super favorite picture place ever. I think it is a pretty good av but the hair needs some work and he has no hips!

Even though Rikka gets kinda crazy at christmas time, nothing could stop my love for her!

I stopped by Rikka's and came across her beating the shit out of a huge angel crapping snowflakes. I don't blame her it was all kinds of terrible. She decided that we needed to run away from it on her two seater Vespa (omg that makes my indie panties shimmy!) and ride off into the sunset, ala Thelma and Louise!

Baby I love you and I am sad neither of us got to sex up Chris O'Donnell or Christen Bale..

As she started that little motor, I kissed her cheek and held on tight! So far so good! I have to mention I though she looked a bit like Rizzo from Grease who is one of my favorite actresses Stockrad Channing!


Rez Plz?!?!

And just like in WoW, I ended up in a grave yard. Folks, this is what happens when you fall in love with a sexy rogue. You end up being goth in a graveyard while she vanishes.

I'm so beat! Hold me Rikka!

I wasn't really mad though, and so we snuggled all happy in a castle at Relic! Dying really tuckers you out. More mead over here please! So we had to dress up fancy and buy me rugs for the floor.

Rikka is so pretty that this picture is BEFORE photoshop!

We sat on some lovely mushrooms that were only three prims! THREE PRIMS! That is nuts!
But not nearly as nuts as how pretty Rikka is before photoshop folks! BEFORE PHOTOSHOP! I mean I could touch it up, but seriously you think it needs it? Pas!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

ice princess

today is a lazy day.

rikka took me to this place and i gots lots of neat stuff. morgil wore a dress!

okie time for my favorite fairytale.

once upon a time, there was a young young princess who was always very sick. her parents bundled her in heavy blankets and kept the cold winter's wind out but she just become sicker and sicker. she never gained any weight and everything about her was brittle and dry. she had a tutor and he was a very sweet fellow and he fell in love with her. one day, while they were going over their lessons the girl looked longing out at the snow. sensing a great lesson the young tutor opened the window a crack and suddenly the girl's eyes flew opened wide and she raced out the room ..down the steps and began to strip dancing in the snow. the tutor realized she was an ice princess and sent for her parents. they were delighted to see her, for being in her true element she had rosy cheeks and steady breathing and was dancing in the snow as if it were may.

the tutor continued his lessons with the ice princess but soon she grew into the age to marry. many suitors came from all the land bringing many things but the presents that intrigued her most was tiny circles of glass with entire worlds crafted inside. one small ball had an entire jungle of animals while another had the heaven and earth clashing. as soon as princess saw these she knew she had to meet the man who made them. he was a lesser prince who came from nation of craftsman but their speciality was glass blowing in the hot furances and deep in the earth. as soon as the prince and the ice princess meet they loved one another, and the kingdom shared a great festivial. their wedding night was a bit more peculiar than others, and where ever he touched her he left burn marks from his heat.

however, she was an ice princess that needed the cold and the snow and he knew nothing but fire and heat so he had his best craftsman form her the most lovely place of ice high in the mountains. they had to live separate but each longed for the time when they would see the other next. of their unions together, two children were born. the daughter a girl of the ice and thus kept her mother company and the son so hot he nearly burned himself out of his mothers womb and went to live with his father. each pair would visit the other often but could not stay because of the tempature of their natures. but all lived contentedly and a bit happy.

i found this story in a book at the library in laporte. i do not remember who wrote it. i have no idea even what the book looks like. but i swear whoever wrote that wrote it for me. i suppose there was a time i used to feel like that ice princess but im getting older now and magic is a bit hard to come by.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

In any incarnation, Rikka is always my Hot Wife! WOOT!

[15:13] Rikka Koi: "Yes, I am glad she showed you. I, the spirit of Beowulf's Hot Wife, have been trapped inside this hair, waiting for release." says Beowulf's Hot Wife.
[15:14] You: "ARRRG I SMOLDER WITH GENERIC RAGE!," says Beowolf who is looking at his hot wife.
[15:14] Rikka Koi: "Oh, Beowulf! You are but a man, and as such, flawed, but you are a hero nonetheless, and I love you!" says Beowulf's Hot Wife.
[15:15] Rikka Koi: "Oh, Beowulf, your souldering generic rage makes my panties dance!" says Beowulf's Hot Wife.
[15:15] You: "Oh wife, how can one be flawed with so much muscle?"
[15:15] Rikka Koi: "That is the tragedy and the curse of Beowulf, my love. You must look past your biceps and see the deeper meaning of life!"
[15:16] You: "Why, I could rip a man in twine with my very hands! Is that not enough?" Beowulf sighs a hearty sigh of sadness.
[15:17] You: "Look here wife I bring out Lord Tacopuss to comfort you!"
[15:17] Rikka Koi: "Alas, poor husband, it is not. First you must learn to keep it in your pants when demon milfs come calling!"
[15:18] You: "Now now don't make a fuss about that! What about nude painting you did before we meet eh? " Beowuld rubs Lord Tacopuss affectionatly.
[15:19] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife sighs. "Art and sticking your member in something coughed up from the bowels of hell are two different things, and you know it!"
[15:19] You: Beowulf remember fondly. "You look so lovely in that painting I knew then that all sucubus in all the land could not compare to you! "
[15:20] Rikka Koi blushes a little.
[15:20] Rikka Koi: "That does not change the fact that your manhood is tainted with evil!"
[15:21] You: Beowulf gestures to Lord Tacopuss, "Would you want to fight and upset the cat? He's been through enough. "
[15:22] Rikka Koi: "You and that silly cat! What about me? All you ever did care for was pussy, pussy, pussy!" Beowulf's Hot Wife buries her face in her hands.
[15:23] You: Beowulf becomes confused. "Hot Wife, how can you say that? I slaughtered a dozen mythical creatures just for you! I saved your land and I killed that unicorn for you when you preggers! Do you know how hard it was to find a unicorn?"
[15:24] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife sobs hysterically, causing a scene.
[15:25] You: Beowulf winces. "Listen Hot Wife, I did not mean to upset you! You are my pussy cat! Those ladies meant nothing!"
[15:25] Rikka Koi: "Now you've gone and told everyone that I ate a Unicorn! I WAS PREGNANT!"
[15:25] You: Beowulf shrugs. "It was only that one time....besides the other time!"
[15:25] Rikka Koi: "You just like to stick it in every girl you see! You're horrid!"
[15:26] You: "But...but its what I do! I'm a man! I dont know how to do anything else! You know I didn't have a good father figure growing up!"
[15:27] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife sniffles.
[15:27] You: Beowulf sighs deeply. "Is there anything I could that would make you feel better? I am sorry I have hurt you!"
[15:28] Rikka Koi: "You could stop having sex with ancient demonic forces!"
[15:28] You: Beowulf grins from ear to ear. "Hot Wife! I know just the thing! "
[15:28] You: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
[15:28] You: If the way is hazy...
[15:28] You: You gotta do the cooking by the book
[15:28] Rikka Koi: ROFL
[15:28] You: You know you can't be lazy!
[15:28] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife remembers why she fell in love with him.
[15:29] You: Beowulf grins. "There, there hot wife! Now may I have a hug?"
[15:29] Bedlamie gives Rikka a big hug.
[15:29] Rikka Koi: "Oh, incredibly tall and handsome Beowulf!"
[15:29] You: Beowolf checks out Truely's tushie a bit.
[15:30] Rikka Koi bursts into tears.
[15:30] Rikka Koi: *Beowulf's Hot Wife bursts into tears.
[15:30] Rikka Koi admits her tears are those of hysterical laughter.
[15:30] You: Beowulf becomes confused. "What did I do? Do you want me to slaughter another unicorn?"
[15:30] Rikka Koi: "No, you big brute! Will you stop saying that in public?!"
[15:31] You: Beowolf nods. "Thats fine! Don't worry about her she looks a bit meaty!"
[15:31] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife sighs.
[15:32] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife is resigned to having a husband who will stick his member in anything.
[15:32] You: Beowulf pats his Hot Wife's head. "My dearheart, but I will always come home to you!"
[15:33] Rikka Koi: "Aye, and who knows what you bring home with you. Have you ever wondered why I sleep in a seperate bed? Or why it burns when you piss?"
[15:33] You: Beowulf thinks.
[15:33] You: ((this will be a while))
[15:34] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife shakes her head.
[15:34] Rikka Koi: "Forget about it, my Lord."
[15:35] You: Beowulf scratches his head. "Okie..... so wanna go home and knock the dust out of the sheep skins?"
[15:36] Rikka Koi: "Aye, but only after a few drinks, my lord, when your mighty python is at the penacle of his strength."
[15:36] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife has played this game many times before.
[15:37] You: Beowulf laughs. "For all my flaws at least I am not hung like Grendel."
[15:38] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife pinches the bridge of her nose and closes her eyes, obviously frustrated, not that the oblivious Beowulf would ever notice.
[15:38] You: Beowulf casually tilts his head back to glimpse Ocean's ass.
[15:38] You: "What is all this witchcraft with people disappearing and reappearing?"
[15:39] Rikka Koi: "My Lord, I am sure I do not know. Shall we have a few drinks and retire?"
[15:39] You: Beowulf grins. "Where by the gods are we? Why are all the women scantily dressed and why dont you dress like that?"
[15:40] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife bows her head, ashamed for her husband's roving eyes.
[15:40] Rikka Koi: "I should not be so shameless as all that, to dress like a harlot, Beowulf!"
[15:40] You: Beowulf nods. "Let us go and you dress up like Dianeya and do that dance you did at our wedding!"
[15:40] Rikka Koi: "Aye, my Lord. But first, the mead! You know it makes you mighty in bed."
[15:41] You: "Ah, yes the mead!" Beowolf smacks his lips.
[15:41] Rikka Koi: Beowulf's Hot Wife leads the way.

please dont point out my spellos!

This is my new favorite video! Enjoy!

Your are a big kitty!

maybe i can ride him like in the neverending story..
I haven't been wandering much lately so today will be a lazy post.

I am looking at neat ZeFrank stuff. I found current corresponding pictures and tales to regale you! Theses video maked me so happy and little sad... but this next video is not zefrank but it is good!

Dr Lev tells boys how to act

Of all the pictures I've taken, this one seems the most awkward. I disliked being a boy.
Ze posted a very neat piece from a boy named Dave ( theses are the Daves I know) called the male condition.
Here is me as a boy and my little tiny alt. I also picked up a cool av for a troll from Grendel's Children but when i went to go to the main store i could not find it.

poor Kal gets no love. It's not Morgil's fault all the ladies love him though..
This is me, Morgil, and Kal. Kal is a power ranger I picked up in Gotham. We are snuggling for warmth, because it is freaking freezing here! I seem to have lost my inner yankee but I'm glad I'm not alone.
aww hes from Michigan!